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Topic: Kids Say The Damnest & Cutest Things
ScottyBravo's photo
Tue 03/13/07 04:42 PM
Here's a little story from the other day.My 2 youngest daughters & I
were driving somewhere, when Nickelback's "Rock Star" came on the radio.
So here I am singing away " I just wanna be a rock star" when my 8 year
old tells me I am a rock star (because I play in my band), so I tell her
that daddy's not a rock star because rock stars are rich & famous, which
dad is neither.Well my daughter turns around and says to me " Well dad
you're a rock star to me". Talk about bringing a tear to this old
rocker's eye. Nothing in the world can beat the feeling of love & pride
you have for your kids.
Feel free to post your stories, looking forward to reading them.

shenadra's photo
Tue 03/13/07 05:59 PM
Aww, that's cute, Scotty.

shenadra's photo
Tue 03/13/07 06:56 PM
I have a cute story.

My daughter's first day of school. I was so worried about how she was
going to be on her first day, because she is such a shy child. I was
going to stay at the school, until I knew she was going to be ok. I
expected this to take most of the morning.

Well, once we got there, and she saw all the other children, she says to
me....


"OK, Mom, you can go home now." I was upset because my baby was starting
school, and after she said that, i was upset that she didn't want me
around.

I went home and cried all morning. Just couldn't beleive I was dismissed
so easily by my daughter. LOL

laugh laugh laugh laugh

BLAKJAQ's photo
Tue 03/13/07 07:08 PM
This last Christmas was decidely harder, going thru the divorce and all.
But when my son handed me a locket and told me it was to hold my
greatest treasure, a picture of me Mom. So you'll never be alone, even
when I am at Dad's. Made the tears roll freely. I have never felt so
blessed. I remember that day, when I am stressed and I smile and still
tear up.

ScottyBravo's photo
Tue 03/13/07 07:10 PM
great stories ladies, keep em coming people

smilingeyes_976's photo
Tue 03/13/07 07:21 PM
well, mine is actually funny....

my daughter is always getting comments on how she looks just like me...
Well, a few years ago someone told her that and to everyones amazements
the tears started flowing and she started howling.....

but but but.... I wanted to be pretty when I grow up!

lmao... we all about fell over laughing...i never laughed so hard at
being insulted

ScottyBravo's photo
Tue 03/13/07 07:31 PM
Thats funny as hell smiling eyes

Redykeulous's photo
Tue 03/13/07 08:30 PM
My son was 5 and wanted to go with his best friend to church and Sunday
school. The parents were pleased that my son wanted to go. After some
adult conversation I thanked them for their kind offer to see to my sons
religious education and off he went. About 18 months later, he raced
into the house yelling MOM - MOM, all excited and out of breath he said
"DID YOU KNOW THAT GOD IS A BEING?" Not sure I understood the question,
I said "what?" He said "YEA, GOD IS A BEING." Still not sure what to
respond I simply said "yes" He persisted "A BEING MOM - B E I N G." he
spelled it. I again just said "yes". He looked at me all confused. I
said "what did you think God was?" He said "ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT
THEY WERE CALLING HIM A BEAN. I THOUGHT GOD WAS SOME GIANT LIMA BEAN IN
THE SKY." Go ahead laugh as hard as I did, then ask yourself, 'if
trained from birth, just what will we believe?

ScottyBravo's photo
Tue 03/13/07 08:38 PM
very cute story

cuzindaisy's photo
Wed 03/14/07 08:15 AM
Mine is a funny story also.
I have twins boy/girl and an older son and they are best of friends and
when they were really small as I was getting ready for work (I'm a DJ,
that does pertain to story in the end) The twins went into my bathroom
to go potty and I heard my daughter say to her twin brother "why do you
shake it??" and her twin brother replies "Because Tyler(big brother)
says your supposed to" and my daughter says so serious "You don't need
to shake it that much!!!" LOL!!!
So when I get to work (country station) here is the release of Neal
Mcoy's new single "The Shake" LOL!!! So of course I had to dedicate it
to my twin son.... and tell the story on air!!! My children make me
laugh everyday. My oldest is now 19 and in college and the twins are 16
and will soon be leaving also. They grow fast, enjoy them "Rockstar"-I
loved your story......

ScottyBravo's photo
Wed 03/14/07 10:07 PM
I loved the shaking story,cuzindaisy. us guys can relate 8)

no photo
Wed 03/14/07 10:18 PM
My daughter is 2 and the other day we are out to dinner and the waiter
starts a conversation with her. All is good until the waiter starts to
walk off and she smacks him on the butt and says "you go cutie". I
could have fallen out of my chair, I can see I have a long road ahead.

ScottyBravo's photo
Wed 03/14/07 10:27 PM
that is frigging hilarious

ScottyBravo's photo
Thu 04/05/07 06:47 PM
found this way back in the archives, some stories people

seahawks's photo
Thu 04/05/07 06:50 PM
GOOD STORY BRO, GOTTA LOVE THE INNOCENCE N HONOSTY OF CHILDREN. CHEERS
MATE.

ScottyBravo's photo
Thu 04/05/07 06:57 PM
enough to bring a tear to a grown man's eye,

no photo
Thu 04/05/07 07:03 PM
I took my 4 year old to a Japanese restaurant called Ichiban which
translates to "number one". I was trying to get her to say the name
right when she blurts out, "I just like to call it itchy butt". I never
laughed so hard.laugh

Another time I was at home depot looking at some cedar planks. She asked
what they were I told her it was cedar. She then look at me seriously
and says, "Dad, we don't talk like a meshkin." Sorry if that offends the
Latinos but it was just so darn funny that I had to share it.

seahawks's photo
Thu 04/05/07 07:05 PM
LOL

izzie's photo
Thu 04/05/07 07:09 PM
i got one...
i used to work graveyard shift, so it was hard to get much sleep. my
daughter has always been the "little mommie" adn one day sent me to bed
and she was going to watch her brother... she was 5 and brother was 3...
i was lightly napping when i realized they were quiet... always a bad
sign right? so i go to the livingroom where my son has a 5 pound bag of
flower poured all over the new (dark green) carpet. he had a plastic
shovel in one hand, and a plastic pitchfork in the other, and was
throwing it upin the air... he was playing in the "sand" and as for the
"babysitter" she was asleep on the coutch...

sadly enough the very next day... it was purple glitter nail polish on
the kitchen lenolium... fyi nailpolish remover takes the shine off of
kitchen floors...


yet somehow i was still insane enough to have 2 more babies... sad
sad sad
laugh laugh laugh

seahawks's photo
Thu 04/05/07 07:12 PM
LOL

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