Topic: Kids Say The Damnest & Cutest Things | |
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Here's a little story from the other day.My 2 youngest daughters & I
were driving somewhere, when Nickelback's "Rock Star" came on the radio. So here I am singing away " I just wanna be a rock star" when my 8 year old tells me I am a rock star (because I play in my band), so I tell her that daddy's not a rock star because rock stars are rich & famous, which dad is neither.Well my daughter turns around and says to me " Well dad you're a rock star to me". Talk about bringing a tear to this old rocker's eye. Nothing in the world can beat the feeling of love & pride you have for your kids. Feel free to post your stories, looking forward to reading them. |
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Aww, that's cute, Scotty.
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I have a cute story.
My daughter's first day of school. I was so worried about how she was going to be on her first day, because she is such a shy child. I was going to stay at the school, until I knew she was going to be ok. I expected this to take most of the morning. Well, once we got there, and she saw all the other children, she says to me.... "OK, Mom, you can go home now." I was upset because my baby was starting school, and after she said that, i was upset that she didn't want me around. I went home and cried all morning. Just couldn't beleive I was dismissed so easily by my daughter. LOL |
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This last Christmas was decidely harder, going thru the divorce and all.
But when my son handed me a locket and told me it was to hold my greatest treasure, a picture of me Mom. So you'll never be alone, even when I am at Dad's. Made the tears roll freely. I have never felt so blessed. I remember that day, when I am stressed and I smile and still tear up. |
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great stories ladies, keep em coming people
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well, mine is actually funny....
my daughter is always getting comments on how she looks just like me... Well, a few years ago someone told her that and to everyones amazements the tears started flowing and she started howling..... but but but.... I wanted to be pretty when I grow up! lmao... we all about fell over laughing...i never laughed so hard at being insulted |
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Thats funny as hell smiling eyes
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My son was 5 and wanted to go with his best friend to church and Sunday
school. The parents were pleased that my son wanted to go. After some adult conversation I thanked them for their kind offer to see to my sons religious education and off he went. About 18 months later, he raced into the house yelling MOM - MOM, all excited and out of breath he said "DID YOU KNOW THAT GOD IS A BEING?" Not sure I understood the question, I said "what?" He said "YEA, GOD IS A BEING." Still not sure what to respond I simply said "yes" He persisted "A BEING MOM - B E I N G." he spelled it. I again just said "yes". He looked at me all confused. I said "what did you think God was?" He said "ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT THEY WERE CALLING HIM A BEAN. I THOUGHT GOD WAS SOME GIANT LIMA BEAN IN THE SKY." Go ahead laugh as hard as I did, then ask yourself, 'if trained from birth, just what will we believe? |
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very cute story
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Mine is a funny story also.
I have twins boy/girl and an older son and they are best of friends and when they were really small as I was getting ready for work (I'm a DJ, that does pertain to story in the end) The twins went into my bathroom to go potty and I heard my daughter say to her twin brother "why do you shake it??" and her twin brother replies "Because Tyler(big brother) says your supposed to" and my daughter says so serious "You don't need to shake it that much!!!" LOL!!! So when I get to work (country station) here is the release of Neal Mcoy's new single "The Shake" LOL!!! So of course I had to dedicate it to my twin son.... and tell the story on air!!! My children make me laugh everyday. My oldest is now 19 and in college and the twins are 16 and will soon be leaving also. They grow fast, enjoy them "Rockstar"-I loved your story...... |
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I loved the shaking story,cuzindaisy. us guys can relate 8)
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My daughter is 2 and the other day we are out to dinner and the waiter
starts a conversation with her. All is good until the waiter starts to walk off and she smacks him on the butt and says "you go cutie". I could have fallen out of my chair, I can see I have a long road ahead. |
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that is frigging hilarious
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found this way back in the archives, some stories people
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GOOD STORY BRO, GOTTA LOVE THE INNOCENCE N HONOSTY OF CHILDREN. CHEERS
MATE. |
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enough to bring a tear to a grown man's eye,
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I took my 4 year old to a Japanese restaurant called Ichiban which
translates to "number one". I was trying to get her to say the name right when she blurts out, "I just like to call it itchy butt". I never laughed so hard. Another time I was at home depot looking at some cedar planks. She asked what they were I told her it was cedar. She then look at me seriously and says, "Dad, we don't talk like a meshkin." Sorry if that offends the Latinos but it was just so darn funny that I had to share it. |
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LOL
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i got one...
i used to work graveyard shift, so it was hard to get much sleep. my daughter has always been the "little mommie" adn one day sent me to bed and she was going to watch her brother... she was 5 and brother was 3... i was lightly napping when i realized they were quiet... always a bad sign right? so i go to the livingroom where my son has a 5 pound bag of flower poured all over the new (dark green) carpet. he had a plastic shovel in one hand, and a plastic pitchfork in the other, and was throwing it upin the air... he was playing in the "sand" and as for the "babysitter" she was asleep on the coutch... sadly enough the very next day... it was purple glitter nail polish on the kitchen lenolium... fyi nailpolish remover takes the shine off of kitchen floors... yet somehow i was still insane enough to have 2 more babies... |
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LOL
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