I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a
few days off.

So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My
co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
might think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What in
the name of Blankety Blank thunder are you doing?" I told him I was a
light bulb.

He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
couple of days".

I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the
blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think
you're going?"

(You're gonna love this..... )

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She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!

hey i do my best work in the dark, and it isn't upside down and
backwards. so there.

Good one, I think I will try that next week(lol)

Thank God I'm a brunette

damn damn oh my