Topic: Montauk Monster ahhhh!
damnitscloudy's photo
Fri 08/01/08 03:45 PM
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/07/the_monster_of_montauk.html

Yesterday, Gawker ran what appeared to be a photo of a bloated, leathery animal corpse — only it was like no animal anyone had seen before. A stout, hairless creature with a beak, claws, and the almond-shaped eyes familiar from renderings of space aliens, it looked, in short, like a monster. Hence the headline: "Dead Monster Washes Ashore in Montauk." The photo had come over e-mail to Anna Holmes, the managing editor at Jezebel, from an employee at Evolutionary Media Group, in Los Angeles; Holmes passed it on to Gawker. Because it came from a marketing company, Gawker surmised, "our guess is that it's viral marketing for something." They later pointed to a Cartoon Network show, Cryptids Are Real, which features similar-looking chubby monsters. We called Evolutionary, where a woman named Alanna Navitski, who claimed to be responsible for the tip, swore it was not a viral-marketing campaign. "This is what happened," she said.

"I got this e-mail and opened it from my girlfriend who works at Harris Publications, which has nothing to do with anything. Anyway, my girlfriend's sister was there with her friends and one of them took the picture. And we were like, 'This is the scariest **** we've ever seen.' And so — I'm in marketing — we were like, 'Maybe we should send it to a few blogs and see if anyone else is as freaked out as we are.' We had no idea that it would turn into this. Now it's literally a beast of its own. But it has nothing to do with any kind of campaign."

In fact, this turned out to be true. A number of eyewitnesses say they saw the monster with their own eyes. "I saw the monster," says Michael Meehan, a 22-year-old waiter at the Surfside Inn, which sits above the beach where the monster washed up. "I just came walking down the beach and everyone was looking at it. No one knew what it was. It kind of looked like a dog, but it had this crazy-looking beak. I mean, I would freak out if something like that popped up next to me in the water."

So did anyone there, you know, do anything about it?

"This woman kept calling animal control," said Meehan. "She wanted to name it after herself. I think they came and got it. The carcass. Whatever it was."

But did they? The East Hampton branch of animal control referred Daily Intel to a supervisor who did not return calls for comment. And Navitski, of Evolutionary Media Group, says her friend's sister (who doesn't want to talk to the press, though Plum TV will host another woman, Jenna Hewitt, who claims she took a photo, tomorrow) says animal control never came. "They say an old guy came and carted it away," she said. "He said, 'I'm going to mount it on my wall.'"


Thats some scary crap right there O_o

duckiegiggles's photo
Fri 08/01/08 03:50 PM
wow gotta love photoshop

eileena9's photo
Fri 08/01/08 03:52 PM
Another reason why I want to get off Long Island.....people abuse some kind of an animal and then claim it is a sea creature. It's front legs are tied together if you look at the picture.

noway noway noway

DevilDog1987's photo
Fri 08/01/08 03:53 PM
imagine if that was realindifferent

damnitscloudy's photo
Fri 08/01/08 03:59 PM
If it was real, than i wonder where in the world those things would live at, and what would they eat!?

eileena9's photo
Fri 08/01/08 04:02 PM
They would live here on Long Island and hunt down local deer and opposums and raccoons.......local drug dealers and sex offenders...grumble grumble

damnitscloudy's photo
Fri 08/01/08 04:03 PM
Maybe its not really dead, but acting like it, and it when the person turns it's back, than 'WHAM!' weirdo monster food!

no photo
Fri 08/01/08 04:04 PM
scared scared scared

eileena9's photo
Fri 08/01/08 04:05 PM
laugh laugh laugh

Maybe, Allen.....They don't know who took it, so maybe he was the last victim!!laugh laugh

damnitscloudy's photo
Fri 08/01/08 04:08 PM
I saw this story on CNN this morning before i left for work, and my mind has been thinking of what it is, and why its on the sure, and stuff like that. I love bizzare news stories like this, nobody is hurt, nobody is dead, its just a good old fashion monster myth drinker

TwilightsTwin's photo
Fri 08/01/08 04:10 PM
Are there any more for adoption?


I wanted a puppy~:laughing:

damnitscloudy's photo
Fri 08/01/08 04:12 PM

Are there any more for adoption?


I wanted a puppy~:laughing:


You would want one :tongue: