The S. H. I. T. File's...
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File 1# -
Men have selective memories. They choose what they want to remember,
pretend they forgot the rest, and file it in their D.N.T.R.T.S. file.

(Don't need to remember this sh*t file).

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File2# -
Women have very good memories. They store
things in their I.R.A.S. file's.

(I remember all sh*t file's).

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File 3# -
Teenagers are smart. They have several files to store information.
Some are the: M.P.D.K.S., S.I.C.G.A.W.,
and M.F.A.T.S. file's.

(My parents don't know sh*t, Sh*t I can get away with,and My freind's are the sh*t file's).

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File 4# -
Babys have memory storeage in two files.
They are the: C.A.I.G.A.W.S.,and I.S.A. file's.

(Cry and I'll get away with sh*t, and I sh*t alot file's).

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File 5# -
All people get organized, and start putting their memories in one file as they get older.
It's the I.C.R.S. file.

(I can't remember sh*t file).

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File 6# -
Pets have memory storeage file's too.
Some are the S.A.W.I.W.T., and Y.A.F.F.T.S. file's.

(Sh*t any where I want too, and You allways fall for this sh*t file's).


[*Not to be confused with Men's,Teenagers, or Babies files.*]

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File 7# -
Sculley and Moldder have a very special memory folder.
They call it their W.S.R.D.H. file.

(Weird sh*t really does happen file).

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File 8# -
Senior citizens have a very speical memory file.
Its called the W.F. file.

(What file? file).

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File 9# -
Some People have a file for their
very own special memories. Its called the W.D.S.A.H.T.M. file.

(Why does sh*t allways happen to me? file).

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File 10# -
I have just started a new memory file.
I think I will call it the I.C.B.Y.R.R.A.T.S. file.





















(I can't believe you really read all this
sh*t file).

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*And Yep I came up with all of this myself- EXCEPT for the "I can't remember sh*t file".
Thats an oldie, but goodie I can't take sh*t for.*

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yep and I read it all!

Lol... Very nice...