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Topic: If am man is alone somewhere
Nursekimmie09's photo
Tue 07/29/08 03:34 PM

If i'm alone and there's no women, I touch myself..


tmi
lol bigsmile

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Tue 07/29/08 03:34 PM


And you still need to remember to put the toilet seat down


And take out the trash.laugh


Feed the dog. Mow the lawn. Put down a new kitchen floor. Clean the gutters.

Yeah yeah we get the picture. We are good for manual labor but leave the thinking to the women..

dae11x's photo
Tue 07/29/08 03:35 PM

that depends......












is he dead?????huh
laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 07/29/08 03:36 PM


that depends......












is he dead?????huh
laugh laugh laugh laugh



why would that matter anyway?

laugh laugh laugh laugh

Peccy's photo
Tue 07/29/08 03:37 PM



there is no woman, is he still always wrong?



c'mon dude,we're still not wrong even when women are around!


Correct answer. At least there are still a few real men left here. drinker
define real? I just never fight battles I can't win! Truth is they hold the control between their legs and every man knows it!

writer_gurl's photo
Tue 07/29/08 03:37 PM


there is no woman, is he still always wrong?


NOT if he is a REAL MAN. drinker

Define a REAL MAn pleaserofl

crazysillygirl's photo
Tue 07/29/08 03:39 PM

If i'm alone and there's no women, I touch myself..


ouch....my ears.....ouchy!!!!

MirrorMirror's photo
Tue 07/29/08 03:39 PM

there is no woman, is he still always wrong?
:tongue: Always:tongue:

izzie's photo
Tue 07/29/08 03:40 PM



that depends......












is he dead?????huh
laugh laugh laugh laugh



why would that matter anyway?

laugh laugh laugh laugh
well depending on how long he had been dead there is a good chance that he hasnt screwed up recently.. so odds are good that he isnt wrong..

now thats just playing the odds tho..
bigsmile bigsmile :wink:

Lucky_Charms's photo
Tue 07/29/08 03:41 PM




there is no woman, is he still always wrong?



c'mon dude,we're still not wrong even when women are around!


Correct answer. At least there are still a few real men left here. drinker
define real? I just never fight battles I can't win! Truth is they hold the control between their legs and every man knows it!


That is the power of pie

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Tue 07/29/08 03:43 PM



there is no woman, is he still always wrong?


NOT if he is a REAL MAN. drinker

Define a REAL MAn pleaserofl


Someone that still has their huevos. drinker

no photo
Tue 07/29/08 03:44 PM




that depends......












is he dead?????huh
laugh laugh laugh laugh



why would that matter anyway?

laugh laugh laugh laugh
well depending on how long he had been dead there is a good chance that he hasnt screwed up recently.. so odds are good that he isnt wrong..

now thats just playing the odds tho..
bigsmile bigsmile :wink:



But women always bring up stuff from arguments that happened years ago. Therefore, anything the man has ever done in his entire adult life is subject for scrutiny alive or dead.

smokin smokin bigsmile bigsmile smokin smokin

Jtevans's photo
Tue 07/29/08 03:44 PM





there is no woman, is he still always wrong?



c'mon dude,we're still not wrong even when women are around!


Correct answer. At least there are still a few real men left here. drinker
define real? I just never fight battles I can't win! Truth is they hold the control between their legs and every man knows it!


That is the power of pie



and i hold the power to the bank account,she'll give in quickly smokin

whispertoascream's photo
Tue 07/29/08 03:46 PM

If i'm alone and there's no women, I touch myself..


noway noway sick sick

WAY too much information buddy! But you crossed that line the day you decided to tell us about your nose hair.noway

And I thought you were leaving? I mean that is what you said after you called us all jacka$$eshuh

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Tue 07/29/08 03:46 PM




there is no woman, is he still always wrong?



c'mon dude,we're still not wrong even when women are around!


Correct answer. At least there are still a few real men left here. drinker
define real? I just never fight battles I can't win! Truth is they hold the control between their legs and every man knows it!


No need to fight. When you are right, you're right. Real men still have huevos and will do what's right.

Control between their legs? C'mon Peccy! You know they need it just as bad as you do!

whispertoascream's photo
Tue 07/29/08 03:47 PM



And you still need to remember to put the toilet seat down


And take out the trash.laugh


Feed the dog. Mow the lawn. Put down a new kitchen floor. Clean the gutters.

Yeah yeah we get the picture. We are good for manual labor but leave the thinking to the women..


HEY! I put my own bathroom floor in thank you!grumble laugh

But you are welcome to mow my lawn for me. I am sure the building manager would be thankful!laugh

neanderthalDave's photo
Tue 07/29/08 03:48 PM



there is no woman, is he still always wrong?



c'mon dude,we're still not wrong even when women are around!


Correct answer. At least there are still a few real men left here. drinker
HAHAHAdrinker I never will admit I was wrong...


unless I need some of that piethink (that'll make me say anything)LOL

whispertoascream's photo
Tue 07/29/08 03:48 PM



there is no woman, is he still always wrong?


NOT if he is a REAL MAN. drinker

Define a REAL MAn pleaserofl


It is opposed to the fake ones! You know the ones made out of plastichuh laugh

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Tue 07/29/08 04:04 PM

If i'm alone and there's no women, I touch myself..


TMI ill ill ill

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Tue 07/29/08 04:05 PM

there is no woman, is he still always wrong?


most likely a 99% chance, yep flowerforyou

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