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Little Johnny walks into the local brothel towing a dead frog on a piece of string behind him.
He walks up to the madam behind the counter and says, “I want a girl.” The madam looks down at Little Johnny and says, “This isn’t a place where you should be! Off home with you.” Little Johnny reaches into his right trousers pocket, takes out a $50 bill, and places it on the counter in front of the woman and says. “I want a girl.” The madam snatches up the note, sticks it down the front of her dress between her ample bosoms and says to Little Johnny, “Up the stairs, 1st floor, 2nd room on the left.” Little Johnny sets off up the stairs, towing the dead frog on its’ piece of string behind him, Thud Thud Thud. Half way up the stairs, Little Johnny stops, turns around and says to the woman, “One other thing. This girl must have Active Herpes!” The madam cries out, “All my girls are clean. They are inspected once a month for such things!” Little Johnny returns to the counter, reaches into his right trousers pocket, produces another $50 bill and hands it to the woman, who snatches it up, and once again, it disappears between her ample breasts. “3rd floor, 4th room on the right.” Once again, Little Johnny sets off up the stairs towing the dead frog on its’ piece of string behind him. Thud, Thud, Thud. About two hours later, Little Johnny returns down the stairs towing the dead frog on its’ piece of string, Thud Thud Thud. He is walking through the door when the madam calls him back and says to him, “I can understand you coming here looking for a girl, but why the Active Herpes?” “Well,” says Little Johnny, when I get home, my baby sitter will be there waiting to look after me tonight because tonight is when my parents go to Bridge Club, and because she never says anything to mummy or daddy when I misbehave. I let her practice on me for when her boyfriend and her want to try out something new. So, if I let her have sex with me, she’ll catch Active Herpes. At about midnight, mummy and daddy will come home. My daddy will take the babysitter home, give her $10, have sex with her in the back of the car, and then daddy will catch Active Herpes. Then, he’ll drive home, drink a brandy, go to bed with mummy, have sex with her, and then mummy will catch Active Herpes.” “In the morning, daddy will go to work, and about half an hour later, the milk man will come round. He’ll have a cup of tea. And then he’ll catch Active Herpes.” “And he’s the bastard who ran over my frog!!!”   |
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That 1 is a good one,thanks 4 the laugh.
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