Topic: She knows my nose, I knows her nose
d4tc's photo
Tue 07/29/08 12:46 AM
Edited by d4tc on Tue 07/29/08 01:02 AM
When your booger hit
Your sugar lips I was saddened
By this

I did not want to see the snot
roll down your mini ski slop of a cleft lip

But we were snowboarding and it was cold
And cold weather always makes my nipples hard

A numb feeling in comparison to a womans

"Now this feels just right"
I say wiping my own icycling nose goo

My right glove now unsanitary to pound fists
With the other snowboarders who do the cooler moves

Tired, standing on board, I fall back into the snow

My honey bunny falls next to me
Our feet shuffling snow with our boards
Just raking the powder off the unforgiven ice
I look at her and away I smirk
She leans in and kisses me on the cheek

I said, "what was that for?"
As I begin to wipe the gooey boogey
off her nose with my left glove (the clean one)

She smiles, then squeezes my right nostril and says
"Blow"

So I blow. Confused-like

"I saw it hanging up their but I wasnt about to take my glove off
And stick my finger in your nose for that one. Sorry stud."

I stand up, feet chattering, teeth shaking
I pull her to her feet and say;

"Baby! You can be my snow bunny any time!"

elwoodsully's photo
Tue 07/29/08 12:48 AM
Dude, you have issues.. But, I know snot what they are...bigsmile

d4tc's photo
Tue 07/29/08 12:49 AM
laugh Nice! laugh TY Elwood drinker

myanimalcracker's photo
Tue 07/29/08 12:49 AM
I don't know how you thought of this...but it's so great!!!
rofl rofl rofl


"I saw it hanging up their but I wasnt about to take my glove off
And stick my finger in your nose for that one. Sorry stud."

:laughing:

AngelLight's photo
Tue 07/29/08 01:12 AM
rofl rofl rofl rofl :laughing:


Jaaaaaaaaason.....ill scared winking

PoeticMaster's photo
Tue 07/29/08 01:31 AM
ACK!!! laugh

bastet126's photo
Tue 07/29/08 05:09 AM
at least we knows know topic is off topic!! laugh flowerforyou

elwoodsully's photo
Tue 07/29/08 07:02 AM
Do you have issues with tissues
or are you one that knows noses?

As hard as I try, I just can't
finger it out.

But when all else fails
do like people do when they
go out on strike, and

Pickit

s1owhand's photo
Tue 07/29/08 07:54 AM
throws extra large box of Puffs at this thread! laugh

MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Tue 07/29/08 07:57 AM
A true poet can write about any topic!
Even BOOGERS! :wink: laugh drinks

d4tc's photo
Tue 07/29/08 11:23 AM
I just noticed my title could have been a poem about eskimo kisses. I just through that out there. I have no plan on writing a poem about eskimo kisses but if anyone else wants to that would be cool. glasses

Thank you all for the comments!

MsTeddy flowerforyou
S1ow drinker
Elwood drinker
Basset flowerforyou
PoetMaster drinker
Angel flowerforyou
Kat flowerforyou

d4tc's photo
Tue 07/29/08 11:23 AM
I just noticed my title could have been a poem about eskimo kisses. I just through that out there. I have no plan on writing a poem about eskimo kisses but if anyone else wants to that would be cool. glasses

Thank you all for the comments!

MsTeddy flowerforyou
S1ow drinker
Elwood drinker
Basset flowerforyou
PoetMaster drinker
Angel flowerforyou
Kat flowerforyou

LAMom's photo
Tue 07/29/08 11:32 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how your mind wonders and ponders