Yo momma's so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

Yo momma's so old, she farts out mummy dust.

Yo momma's so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.

Yo momma's so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.

Yo momma's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo momma's so old, when she was young rainbows were black and white.

Yo momma's so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Yo momma's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her age and she died.

Yo momma's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone money.

Yo momma's so old, she drove a chariot to high school.

Yo momma's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.

Yo momma's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

Yo momma's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

Yo momma's so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.

Yo momma's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo momma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Yo momma's so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo momma's so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.

Yo momma's so old, she baby-sat for Jesus.

Yo momma's so old, her social security number is 1.

Yo momma's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.

Yo momma's so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

Yo momma's so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo momma's so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.

Yo momma's so old, she owes Jesus a nickel.

Yo momma's so old, she owes Moses a quarter.

Yo momma's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo momma's so old, when god said "let there be light" she was there to flick the switch.

Yo momma's so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.

Yo momma's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.

Yo momma's so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.

Yo momma's so old, she has Adam & Eve's autographs.

Yo momma's so old, she has an autographed bible.

I like jokes to and always get into trouble for posting them up in other chatsites,and here's sum of mine, Yo mama's is so hairy, bigfoot takes pictures of her. yo momma's so fat,when she got on a scale it said "To be continued" I got a joke for you, look in the mirror. your mama's so stupid,she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court. your mama's so stupid, she got locked in a bathroom and peed her pants.

ya momma so old she switched recipes with moses.