Topic: The Talk
uk1971's photo
Sat 07/26/08 02:34 PM
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had justopened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger,
'What would you like to talkabout?'
'Oh, I don't know,' 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
'OK,'
she said.
'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says,
'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies,
'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh!t?

bigsmile :banana:


michaelcg70's photo
Sat 07/26/08 02:36 PM
that was a good one

PrincessPeaches's photo
Sat 07/26/08 02:44 PM
reminders me of something my daughter might say....

flame1cutie's photo
Sat 07/26/08 02:59 PM
laugh :smile: flowerforyou