If you ever testify in court, you might wish you
>> could
>> have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a
>> defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to
>> undermine
>> the policeman's credibility...
>>
>> Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing
the
>> scene?"
>> A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a
person
>> matching the description of the offender, running several blocks
away."
>> Q: "Officer - - who provided this
description?"
>> A: "The officer who responded to the
scene."
>> Q: "A fellow officer provided the
description of
>> this
>> so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"
>> A: "Yes, sir. With my life."
>> Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then

>> officer.
>> Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for
your
>> daily duties?"
>> A: "Yes sir, we do!"
>> Q: "And do you have a locker in the
room?"
>> A: "Yes sir, I do."
>>
>> Q: "And do you have a lock on your
locker?"
>> A: "Yes sir."
>> Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust
your fellow
>> officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in
a
>> room
>> you share with these same officers?"
>> A: "You see, sir -- we share the building
with the
>> court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through
that
>> room."
>>
>> The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a
prompt
>> recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for
this
>> year's "Best Comeback" line -- and we think he'll
win.
>>

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Good joke!!

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