Topic: Need more ideas
plk1966's photo
Sat 07/26/08 06:19 AM
I need more ideas for my friends 50th birthday party. We have the cane witht he rearview mirror and the backup signal (beep, beep,beep) and someone made a cake that looks like a hemmorid butt donut ring. We also got a wheelchair donated and we decorated it. Any other ideas....

laurie613's photo
Sat 07/26/08 06:21 AM
membership to aarp. standard black over the hill balloons and streamers

bad_girl's photo
Sat 07/26/08 06:21 AM
Go to a party store, they have lots of ideas, also buy some tums, some depends. Is it a woman or a man??

plk1966's photo
Sat 07/26/08 06:28 AM
It's for a woman. We hava all the black balloons, the streamers and what not. I was just looking for some different ideas to really get her going. She is always talking aobut how old she feels so....

I like the AARP idea that's funny.laugh

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Sat 07/26/08 06:31 AM
At my uncle's party I filled a gift bag with things like Prep H...Denture grip....reading glasses, etc.....he loved it...scarey though cause mine is in March and I'll bet I get the same bag returned to mebigsmile

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Sat 07/26/08 06:34 AM
Edited by SolitaryMan52402 on Sat 07/26/08 06:36 AM
ok a box of dependsbigsmile

bad_girl's photo
Sat 07/26/08 06:38 AM
Okay, then buy her some of those spongy hair rollers like old women wear, a hairnet, some denture powder/paste, a denture cup. These are the things I got when I turned 50:laughing:

You can also get her a cheap pair of reading glasses, a purse like an old woman would carry.

There are loads of things you can get for her, and have fun.:banana:

guyguy1225's photo
Sat 07/26/08 06:38 AM

I need more ideas for my friends 50th birthday party. We have the cane witht he rearview mirror and the backup signal (beep, beep,beep) and someone made a cake that looks like a hemmorid butt donut ring. We also got a wheelchair donated and we decorated it. Any other ideas....
laugh laugh laugh how about a bottle of Geritol!!...thats always good ....Viagra is just to mean !!laugh laugh

redhead44613's photo
Sat 07/26/08 07:09 AM
when my mom turned 40 my uncles made a t-shirt. you take string or candy make long boobs get the denture cleaner tables an hook then on the bottom, write 50 year old women on the back, lil things like that. or you can call the sign people who put the 50 crows in her yard hahahahaha did that for my moms 50th. but at a party store that have a crap load of ideas.drinker

t22learner's photo
Sat 07/26/08 07:11 AM
A bib.

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Sat 07/26/08 07:24 AM
a 20 year old stripper

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Sat 07/26/08 07:32 AM

I need more ideas for my friends 50th birthday party. We have the cane witht he rearview mirror and the backup signal (beep, beep,beep) and someone made a cake that looks like a hemmorid butt donut ring. We also got a wheelchair donated and we decorated it. Any other ideas....
Today is your first day filled with unwanted gas, to tired to take out the trash, can't smoke as you have no strength to flip your ash. Feeling the urge to pee but can't find your wee,wee as your belly now hides it from view or FEEL,lol The need for you to depend on depends is upon ya.
Young lady's now see you as a pervert, and invert.
Your energy level only takes you to the thought of sex, then you have to nap..



just some words here,lol:heart: :wink:

plk1966's photo
Sun 07/27/08 04:32 AM
Thanks everyone! This were great ideas and yes I am gonna use them.flowerforyou