Gentlemen, I think we have a Russian right here on JSH....I got an email
from a user who claims to be in Virginia, and according to her profile:

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What to tell about itself and about a life. I very frank woman. I do not
like when to me tell lies. If I learn that lie to me or deceive that
more to me with this person there is nothing to speak. I am very choosy
in fact on honesty there are serious attitudes. And in all the rest I am
not choosy and I can understand the person.

Profession: Work as the judge of competitions

Interests: I love sports, music, rest on the nature and certainly
sometimes the cheerful companies

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Gotta love those cheerful companies.....

Cheerful compaines are at the top of my list

Boy she sound's like a keeper

They piggy back on someone elses internet, Fontene

I know! I've been lokking for a lady who knows how to rest on the
nature....

geeze lex and i thought i was special, i got the same
e-mail..............lolol
hi cat
hi marilyn, where have you been hiding...........lolol

Here's another for ya'll to laugh at!!

Hello!
Body: Hi! Have good day! The computer on my inquiry in a service of
acquaintances found to me some structures of the people, with which I
would like to get acquainted. I studied slightly them and has solved to
send you to the first message because your structure seems to me more
interesting. I hope, that you have time to send me some messages. I
quite interesting girl, romantic enough. I like to prepare I peep. I am
tasty I prepare. I do not like to sit at home without an affair. I
always try to borrow myself what that work. I have sense of humour. My
name Asmik. To me of 28 years. I live in the country Armenia, in city
Leninakan. Details about myself, I shall tell to you in the letter.
Write to me the letter on mine e-mail: *******@yahoo.com I shall wait
from you the letter.

I think I need more coffee.......or a translator.....

hi fanta, why are you always showing up late man.........lol

Nerves, I think she likes your structure. Have you been building things
again?

Ok that took a bit for me to even understand. but at least it was not
like the one I got that seem to have an identity crisis happening. The
person tried to tell me they were male but the profile said they were
female

LMAO

O hell, I forgot to tell ya'll, she did not look at my profile!!!!

LMFAO

man--i had several emails from ladies that calimed to be from michigan
and virginia---and yet one in nigeria as a model and the other one is
bartendin' in some town in russia

so i just delete 'em-- so what's up with that?

eh--claimed--that is

Structure is your profile.
In Russia the internet is expensive.
They use either a computer from work, or an internet cafe.
The internet cafe, is $3 or $4 for an hour I think.
When the average income is like $85 a month, american, this is quite a
lot.
She tells you to email her, because they have to be quick, they are
pirating the connection, ie... Virginia!
A lot of those girls are gov. payed elementary teachers, young educated,
and looking for a trip to America.

~~~more coffee~~~

This one actually DID view my profile, AND she has ten "friends" on
hers. All men, by the way. It's funny, but not the aort of thing I'd
be interested in pursuing.

Sorry, Natasha, no rubles for you today....

Good talking to ya'll. Girls have arised. Time to cook breakfest and I
am sure they want the computers! They always do!! Be back in a little
later!

Everybody have a nice day!!

later, nerves--good to see ya--