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Topic: DEATH DURING SEX
Kickinbooty Joined Sun 10/08/06 Posts: 114	Sat 07/26/08 12:56 AM
Right in the middle of lovemaking,the husband dies of a heart attack.As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician informs the widow that he cannot get rid of her dead husband's rigor mortis hard-on which is sticking straight up in the air and if they don't do something,it will look odd in the coffin at the funeral. The widow tells the guy to cut it off and stick it up her dear departed's behind.The mortician can't believe his ears but the widow is adamant,so he does it. During the funeral,friends and relatives of the dead man were concerned to see a tear in the corner of his eye,but the widow assured them that there was no cause to be alarmed. Just before the casket is closed,the widow leans in and whispers in the dead man's ear,"It HURTS,doesn't it?"

kayliz88 Joined Sat 03/08/08 Posts: 1023	Sat 07/26/08 12:58 AM
um...disturbing.

CleanBathroom Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5544	Sat 07/26/08 01:03 AM
um...disturbing. a tad ... I can't believe I've now resorted to agreeing with a 19-year-old's sense of decency. I wore unidentified underwear on my head to class when I was 19.

operative31 Joined Fri 07/25/08 Posts: 1	Sat 07/26/08 01:05 AM
so a camel and an elephant were walking in the desert. the elephant looked at the camel and said "why do you have those boobs on your back?" the camel thought for a minute and replyed "that sure is a funny question from someone with a d*ck on his face"...

Peccy Joined Thu 06/28/07 Posts: 17181	Sat 07/26/08 01:12 AM
Laughing at the mental image CB conjured.......lol

CleanBathroom Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5544	Sat 07/26/08 01:13 AM Edited by CleanBathroom on Sat 07/26/08 01:14 AM
Laughing at the mental image CB conjured.......lol HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY Angel! Hope all is peachy in Georgia these days. I was hot with my mohawk poking through the knickers baby.

Peccy Joined Thu 06/28/07 Posts: 17181	Sat 07/26/08 01:16 AM
Laughing at the mental image CB conjured.......lol HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY Angel! Hope all is peachy in Georgia these days. I was hot with my mohawk poking through the knickers baby. tis' peccy in angel's clothing CB, disturbing I know

CleanBathroom Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5544	Sat 07/26/08 01:18 AM
Laughing at the mental image CB conjured.......lol HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY Angel! Hope all is peachy in Georgia these days. I was hot with my mohawk poking through the knickers baby. tis' peccy in angel's clothing CB, disturbing I know HAHA I just said I needed to pay better attention in another thread too. I am nothing if not honest. What's up dude???? And how ARE things in GA by the way?

Peccy Joined Thu 06/28/07 Posts: 17181	Sat 07/26/08 01:24 AM
I'll let you know the 13th, turned around upon request yesterday! Which was a good thing!

CleanBathroom Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5544	Sat 07/26/08 01:26 AM
I'll let you know the 13th, turned around upon request yesterday! Which was a good thing! Sweet man. The bell tolls for thee ... I call the hottest bridesmaid (just in case). ...If not, I get the ugliest stripper then.

klipin20 Joined Wed 06/27/07 Posts: 149	Sat 07/26/08 01:33 AM
Right in the middle of lovemaking,the husband dies of a heart attack.As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician informs the widow that he cannot get rid of her dead husband's rigor mortis hard-on which is sticking straight up in the air and if they don't do something,it will look odd in the coffin at the funeral. The widow tells the guy to cut it off and stick it up her dear departed's behind.The mortician can't believe his ears but the widow is adamant,so he does it. During the funeral,friends and relatives of the dead man were concerned to see a tear in the corner of his eye,but the widow assured them that there was no cause to be alarmed. Just before the casket is closed,the widow leans in and whispers in the dead man's ear,"It HURTS,doesn't it?" sounds like something my ex would do... hehehehe

Kickinbooty Joined Sun 10/08/06 Posts: 114	Sun 07/27/08 11:44 PM
um...disturbing. FYI:Grow up,then you can talk to me about, um.....disturbing

snowangel2 Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 3798	Mon 07/28/08 06:01 AM


kayliz88 Joined Sat 03/08/08 Posts: 1023	Mon 07/28/08 05:38 PM
um...disturbing. FYI:Grow up,then you can talk to me about, um.....disturbing Grow up? What does me thinking this joke is disturbing have to do with me growing up?

sherrie0527 Joined Sun 10/01/06 Posts: 2308	Mon 07/28/08 07:07 PM
LMAO that is great...LMAO..HAHAHAHAA Right in the middle of lovemaking,the husband dies of a heart attack.As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician informs the widow that he cannot get rid of her dead husband's rigor mortis hard-on which is sticking straight up in the air and if they don't do something,it will look odd in the coffin at the funeral. The widow tells the guy to cut it off and stick it up her dear departed's behind.The mortician can't believe his ears but the widow is adamant,so he does it. During the funeral,friends and relatives of the dead man were concerned to see a tear in the corner of his eye,but the widow assured them that there was no cause to be alarmed. Just before the casket is closed,the widow leans in and whispers in the dead man's ear,"It HURTS,doesn't it?"