Women's Love Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.



Men's Love Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh1t.

awesome

ROFLMAO!!!!

amazingly true

The experienced mans love poem

Before I lay my head down to sleep
I make sure the gun closet is a safe keep
I pray for a woman that is real
not one looking to steal
A woman that wants a hug and a feel
she has gainful properties because of her seeds sown
Not because of her natures own !
She will not try to pull rank
just because she sits on a bank!!!
She has good communication skills and will not stand up!
when she hears shut up !
Send me a woman that has a mind
not just another cute behind
and I shall love her till I go blind