You gotta love Robin
Williams......
Even if he's nuts!

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with
the perfect plan.

What we need now is for our UN Ambassador
to stand up and repeat this message

Robin Williams'
plan...

(Hard to argue with this
logic!)

'I see
a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace.

So, here's one plan.'

1) 'The
US will apologize to the world for
our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler,
Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those
'good ' ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw
our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South
Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines
They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
sneaking through holes in the fence..

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days
to get their affairs together and leave ..

We'll give them a free trip home.

After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are.
They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4)
All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless
given a special permit!!!!

No one from a terrorist nation will be
allowed in If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here.

Asylum would never be available to anyone.

We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11
cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.


6) The US will make a strong effort to
become

self-sufficient energy wise. This will
include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary
drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.

The caribou will have to cope for
awhile
.

7) Offer Saudi
Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel for their oil.

If they don't like it, we go someplace
else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production.

(About a week of the wells filling up the
storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural
catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or
whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need.

Besides most of what we give them is
stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little,
if

anything.

9) Ship the UN
Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair
weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter
or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and
beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The
Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of
a plan?

'The Statue of
Liberty
is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.'

She's got a baseball hat and shes yelling "you want a pice of me"

i dont care who you are you have to love the man!!!!!!

I got that in an e-mail not too long ago - funny as hell - gotta love Robin!

.......

he is pretty awesome..makes me always laugh...

he needs to be the next president!!!!!

ok i stilll dont understand what makes somebody an illegal alien... who are they harming??

YEAAAAAA Robin!

He gets it.