A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and
'realistically'?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could
really use that money
to fix up the house and send you kids to a great
university!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would
you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I
would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would
you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then
went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are
sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo."

LMAO