The other day I went downtown to a biscuit shop.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop
writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired
person a break'?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket - so I called him a
'Nazi.'
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tires.
So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus.

lol

Some guy is going to be furious and very confused.