New Sign in Bank Lobby

Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM
machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their
vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the
procedures
outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have
been
developed.

Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.


MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:

Unfortunately, most of this part is the truth!!!!

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up required distance to align car window with
machine.
3. Set parking brake, put window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to i ts
excessive distance from car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with PIN written on inside
back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back
of checkbook.
18. Re-check make up.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag , locate card holder, and place card into
appropriate slot.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.


they forgot the part about the seat belt sliding forward pinning
lady in window, with arm stuck under her so she can't move...

OMG they were video taping me!

ohhhhhhhhhh.. way tooooooo funny

i just did this today on hte way to the fruit market. i didnt realize i
went through all that. hahahah

too funny