waitress,hi im ur server how may i help you,not for the things ur mind would like her to do to u! if shes busy dont hate!she willbe back with ur drink and ur plate.if shes like me she will ask u for coff or tea,and tell u a joke hehe,shes from the south where grits are the ****,so dont ask ca is oatmeal dont get it,some servers r plain rude,even to a good looking dude,dont get it,u do she gets no tip,in ca ask for tea[unsweet]thats just nasty,remember were people too,but if u get me lucky u

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