After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license
to verify my age. I looked in my pockets
and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman
that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come
back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I
opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That
silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and
she processed my Social Security application. When I got home,
I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security
office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You
might have gotten disability, too' . And then the
fight started.....

thats silly