She rang the doorbell and walked in.She was shocked to see her
daughter-in-law lying on the couch,totally naked.soft music playing.and
the aroma of purfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work". the daughter- in -
law answered.
"But your naked!" the mother in law exclaimed.
"this is my love dress", The daughter in law explained. Love dress? But
your naked!" My husband loves me to wear this love dress," she
explained.It excites Himto no end.Everytime he sees me in this dress he
instantly becomes romantic,and raveges me for hours he can't get enough
of me"
The mother-in-law left.when she got home,she undressed,showeredand put
on her best purfume,dimmed the lights,put on romantic music and laid on
the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.Finally her husband arrived
home, He walks in and saw her lying so provocatively."what are you
doing?"he asked puzzled. "this is my love dress," she said sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said.
"what's for dinner?"

thats pretty funny dude.

that is funny and I bet his funeral is next week too

ouch..