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A fellow drank with friends until they closed the bar. He staggered
home about 2 o'clock and was met at the door by his wife. She was madder than heck and wanted to know where he had been all night.... He said, "I have been bird watching!" She said, "Bull ****! What kind of bird is out at this time of night for you to watch??" He said, "A double breasted, red-headed, mattress thrasher!" ________________________________ |
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