Goin' swimmin' later, Shower, Dress-up (White Suit; W/Black-String-Bowtie... includin' Straw-hat.... )

Then gonna fix me up a small picher O'Marteen-ee W/Sprig O'Mint (To simulate Mint Julep) ......

Go sit in the swing on the deck, W/my Banjo (Need to practice anyway...gettin' 'Rusty' on it) and 'Profile" for the Widows 'round here......

Might be one of them needs me to 'Bring-in-some-far-wood' for her tonight!!! ....Might get a cool-snap....

Full-Moon is 'a-Wain'in' and 'em Ole-'Cougars' what ain't yet satisfied'll Sure be on the prowl.....

who you callin a cougar?

That's cute

LOL you sure hope so.

-Widow 15+ years OLDER than me, lots and LOTS of money she don't need....

-One foot on the Grave the other on a 'Nanner-peel,

-That can get drunk W/O passin' out, and

-Thinks she gave the money to her Favorite son.......

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'Perved' your Profile, and I am so sorry; I must [Reject] any application you might send me... You just simply don't fit the above Profile......


But, You-sure-are-easy-on-the-eyes!!!

Nice to meet'cha...