A mother was working in the kitchen listening
to her 5-year-old son playing with his new
electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop
and her son saying, "All of you sons of *****es
who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the
last stop! And all of you sons of *****es who are
getting on, get your asses in the train...cause
we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son,
"We don't use that kind of language in this house.
Now I want you to go to your room and you are to
stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you
may play with your train...but I want you to use nice
language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom
and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train
stopped and the mother heard her son say...
"All passengers, please remember your things,
thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one.
We hope you will ride with us again soon."
She heard her little darling continue..."For
those of you just boarding, remember, there is no
smoking in the train. We hope you will have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added,
"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO
HOUR delay, please see the ***** in the kitchen

HAHAHAHAHAH! LMAO!

lmao

grounded for life

NOW THAT WAS FUNNY