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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 97
purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 07/19/08 12:17 AM
Dear perv, I noticed you glancing at my profile the other day and all I have to say is... would you be willing to lick the sweat off my back hair on a daily basis? If not, move on. Thanks for nothing.

lonelyredheadgirl Joined Sun 10/28/07 Posts: 1244	Sat 07/19/08 12:17 AM
hello all

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 07/19/08 12:17 AM
Dear perv, I noticed you glancing at my profile the other day and all I have to say is... would you be willing to lick the sweat off my back hair on a daily basis? If not, move on, because that's all I'm really looking for in a relationship right now. Thanks for nothing. dont forget bum hairs!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 07/19/08 12:18 AM
OMG!!!! that one stares at me FREQUENTLY!!!

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Sat 07/19/08 12:18 AM Edited by wiley on Sat 07/19/08 12:18 AM
Dear perv, I noticed you glancing at my profile the other day and all I have to say is... would you be willing to lick the sweat off my back hair on a daily basis? If not, move on, because that's all I'm really looking for in a relationship right now. Thanks for nothing. dont forget bum hairs!!! That would be in the followup emails... Something involving dingle berry scissors...

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 07/19/08 12:18 AM
OMG!!!! that one stares at me FREQUENTLY!!! hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa meeeeeeeeeeeeee too!!!! Its weird they like to stare at us both!!! Dynamic duo.....

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 07/19/08 12:19 AM
Hello Red

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 07/19/08 12:19 AM
Dear perv, I noticed you glancing at my profile the other day and all I have to say is... would you be willing to lick the sweat off my back hair on a daily basis? If not, move on, because that's all I'm really looking for in a relationship right now. Thanks for nothing. dont forget bum hairs!!! That would be in the followup emails... BUTT OF COURSE!!!

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Sat 07/19/08 12:19 AM
hello all hi there

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 07/19/08 12:19 AM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 07/19/08 12:19 AM
Hey red!!!! Lets party like its 1989~~!!!

lonelyredheadgirl Joined Sun 10/28/07 Posts: 1244	Sat 07/19/08 12:19 AM
looks like i waltzed into a weird one

lonelyredheadgirl Joined Sun 10/28/07 Posts: 1244	Sat 07/19/08 12:20 AM
Hey red!!!! Lets party like its 1989~~!!! i was only 4 in 1989!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 07/19/08 12:20 AM
Im starting to play my bottle like a flute again....... Looks like another cooler this o way!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Sat 07/19/08 12:20 AM
oh, this damn thing ! it didnt work !

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Sat 07/19/08 12:21 AM
oh, this damn thing ! it didnt work ! Just hit it harder. That's what I do.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 07/19/08 12:21 AM
ok lets party like its 1879 I have my tea an biscuits

lonelyredheadgirl Joined Sun 10/28/07 Posts: 1244	Sat 07/19/08 12:21 AM
i am a little out there tonight.. dr gave me 10 mg percoset and i took 3!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Sat 07/19/08 12:22 AM
oh, this damn thing ! it didnt work ! Just hit it harder. That's what I do. tryed that too !

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 07/19/08 12:22 AM
oh, this damn thing ! it didnt work ! Just hit it harder. That's what I do. if ya cant fix it GET A BIGGER HAMMER !!!!!