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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 97
chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 07/21/08 10:54 PM Edited by chevylover1965 on Mon 07/21/08 10:57 PM
dear diary, every movie would be 4x as awesome if it had Lo Pan in it! lol, big trouble in little china !

jtitol Joined Sun 01/13/08 Posts: 5396	Mon 07/21/08 10:54 PM


wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Mon 07/21/08 10:55 PM
dear diary, every movie would be 4x as awesome if it had Lo Pan in it! lol, big trouble in china town ! little china actually, but yeah. And Kurt Russell looked pretty gay.

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Mon 07/21/08 10:58 PM
'Buffalo Theory' In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the 'Buffalo Theory' to his buddy, Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this …. [] 'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . .. . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 07/21/08 10:58 PM
ya, i fixed it ! i looked over to my movie rack ! but i wished i have some of that magic drink !

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/21/08 11:02 PM
'Buffalo Theory' In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the 'Buffalo Theory' to his buddy, Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this …. [] 'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . .. . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers lmaooooooooooo~~~!!!!

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Mon 07/21/08 11:03 PM
'Buffalo Theory' In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the 'Buffalo Theory' to his buddy, Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this …. [] 'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . .. . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers lmaooooooooooo~~~!!!! Proof that sitcoms can be educational...

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/21/08 11:03 PM
Dear diary.......I have magic drinks!!! I live under a winery!!! Ok be jealous now!!!

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Mon 07/21/08 11:04 PM
Dear Diary, ahh what was i doing again??

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Mon 07/21/08 11:04 PM
Again?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/21/08 11:10 PM
Uhhh, uhhh, uh, c'mon Verse One: Hah, sicka than your average Poppa Twist cabbage off instinct niggaz don't think ** stink pink gators, my Detroit players Timbs for my hooligans in Brooklyn Dead right, if they head right, Biggie there every night Poppa been smooth since days of Underroos Never lose, never choose to, bruise crews who do something to us, talk go through us Girls walk to us, wanna do us, screw us Who us?Yeah, Poppa and Puff (ehehehe) Close like Starsky and Hutch, stick the clutch Dare I squeeze three at your cherry M-3 (Take that, take that, take that, haha!) Bang every MC easily, busily Recently niggaz frontin ain't sayin nuttin (nope) So I just speak my piece, (c'mon) keep my piece Cubans with the Jesus piece (thank you God), with my peeps Packin, askin who want it, you got it nigga flaunt it That Brooklyn bull, we on it Chorus: sung in imitation of part of Slick Rick's "La-Di-Da-Di" Biggie Biggie Biggie can't you see Sometimes your words just hypnotize me And I just love your flashy ways Guess that's why they broke, and you're so paid (uh) Biggie Biggie Biggie (uh-huh) can't you see (uh) Sometimes your words just hypnotize me (hip to) And I just love your flashy ways (uh-huh) Guess that's why they broke, and you're so paid (hah) Verse Two: I put hoes in NY onto DKNY (uh-huh) Miami, D.C. prefer Versace (that's right) All Philly hoes, dough and Moschino (c'mon) Every cutie wit a booty bought a Coogi (haaaaah!) Now who's the real dookie, meanin who's really the Them niggaz ride s, Frank White push the sticks on the Lexus, LX, four and a half Bulletproof glass tints if I want some ass Gon' blast squeeze first ask questions last That's how most of these so-called gangsters pass At last, a nigga rappin bout blunts and broads Tits and bras, menage-a-tois, sex in expensive cars I still leave you on the pavement Condo paid for, no car payment At my arraignment, note for the plantiff Your daughter's tied up in a Brooklyn basement (shhh) Face it, not guilty, that's how I stay filthy (not guilty) Richer than Richie, till you niggaz come and get me Chorus: Biggie Biggie Biggie can't you see Sometimes your ways just hypnotize me And I just love your flashy ways Guess that's why they broke, and you're so paid Biggie Biggie Biggie, can't you see Sometimes your ways just hypnotize me And I just love your flashy ways Guess that's why they broke, and you're so paid Verse Three: I can fill ya wit real millionaire (I can feel ya) Escargot, my car go, one sixty, swiftly Wreck it buy a new one Your crew run run run, your crew run run I know you sick of this, name brand nigga wit flows girls say he's sweet like licorice So get with this nigga, it's easy Girlfriend here's a pen, call me round ten Come through, have sex on rugs that's Persian (that's right!) Come up to your job, hit you while you workin for certain, Poppa freakin, not speakin Leave that ass leakin, like rapper demo Tell them hoe, take they clothes off slowly Hit em wit the force like Obe, ** black like Toby (Obe, Toby) Watch me roam like Gobe, lucky they don't owe me Where the safe show me, homey.. (say what, homie?) Chorus: Biggie Biggie Biggie can't you see Sometimes your words just hypnotize me And I just love your flashy ways Guess that's why they broke, and you're so paid Biggie Biggie Biggie , can't you see Sometimes your ways just hypnotize me And I just love your flashy ways Guess that's why they broke, and you're so paid Biggie Biggie Biggie can't you see Sometimes your ways just hypnotize me And I just love your flashy ways Guess that's why they broke, and you're so paid Biggie Biggie Biggie, can't you see Sometimes your ways just hypnotize me And I just love your flashy ways Guess that's why they broke, and you're so paid Biggie Biggie Biggie can't you see Sometimes your words just hypnotize me And I just love your flashy ways Guess that's why they broke, and you're so paid fades

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/21/08 11:11 PM
ha!!! I still like that song!!!

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Mon 07/21/08 11:17 PM
me 2

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/21/08 11:19 PM
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy slow!!! am I married yet????

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Mon 07/21/08 11:21 PM
hey S1ow!

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Mon 07/21/08 11:22 PM
Waz up peeps?

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 07/21/08 11:23 PM
@^%#(&%$%#$^&*%#@!!~@((*VUVGF^#@#!$#$I&&(^ RDVUIRY#@#!@ i got booted again!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/21/08 11:24 PM
Waz up peeps? Hey romeo!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/21/08 11:24 PM
@^%#(&%$%#$^&*%#@!!~@((*VUVGF^#@#!$#$I&&(^ RDVUIRY#@#!@ i got booted again! invest in real internet and maybe you wont!!!

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Mon 07/21/08 11:26 PM
hi gyps, catch, chrvy, romeo, wiley, jtitol