Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 97 | |
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Oh finding her will be easy....its just getting past you thats the hard part lol
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Oh finding her will be easy....its just getting past you thats the hard part lol Not any more. She moved....I didn't. Now it's the M.P.'s you have to worry about though. |
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sun chips!!!
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sun chips!!! |
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youre just teassssssssssssssing me with chips arent you!!!
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maybe I am
maybe not I will never tell |
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Dear Diary...My ass is sore.....damn....what can I do about it....does the diary have any suggestions???
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I brought sun chips out to the lake
I got toooooooooooooo much sun |
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and sandwiches an juice boxes and cookies and freezies and dunkaroos and the dingy's toooo
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Well, it's **** ... that's right , ****!
**** may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to eat ****. Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference between **** and shineola. There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, and crazy ****s. There is bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****. You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****, or duck when the **** hits the fan. You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****. Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****, and some days are just plain ****ty. Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****. You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong **** or a lot of weird ****. You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything else! You could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if you don't give a ****! Well, ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a **** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of ****. But, if you happened to catch a load of **** from some ****-head.......... Well, **** Happens!!! |
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Dear Diary...My ass is sore.....damn....what can I do about it....does the diary have any suggestions??? |
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Well, it's **** ... that's right , ****! **** may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to eat ****. Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference between **** and shineola. There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, and crazy ****s. There is bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****. You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****, or duck when the **** hits the fan. You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****. Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****, and some days are just plain ****ty. Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****. You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong **** or a lot of weird ****. You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything else! You could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if you don't give a ****! Well, ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a **** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of ****. But, if you happened to catch a load of **** from some ****-head.......... Well, **** Happens!!! |
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Dear Diary...My ass is sore.....damn....what can I do about it....does the diary have any suggestions??? Roll over? |
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George rawked!!
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awwww , I thought it was cool , my aunt sent me that
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yes, every thing george did was good !
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The clasic rock station up here did a week long tribute for him. They would play one of his skits at five. It was cool.
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hello, is this thing on ?
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Bob the weatherman.
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