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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 97
damnitscloudy's photo
Sat 07/19/08 01:26 PM
Oh finding her will be easy....its just getting past you thats the hard part lol

karmafury's photo
Sat 07/19/08 01:39 PM

Oh finding her will be easy....its just getting past you thats the hard part lol


Not any more. She moved....I didn't.




















Now it's the M.P.'s you have to worry about though.
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh









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Sat 07/19/08 02:05 PM
sun chips!!!love :tongue:

caamken's photo
Sat 07/19/08 02:16 PM

sun chips!!!love :tongue:
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

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Sat 07/19/08 02:23 PM
youre just teassssssssssssssing me with chips arent you!!!tears laugh laugh

caamken's photo
Sat 07/19/08 02:38 PM
maybe I am

maybe not

I will never tell

cuppy59's photo
Sat 07/19/08 03:08 PM
Dear Diary...My ass is sore.....damn....what can I do about it....does the diary have any suggestions???grumble

purplecat's photo
Sat 07/19/08 06:50 PM
I brought sun chips out to the lake bigsmile
I got toooooooooooooo much sun noway laugh explode

beachbum069's photo
Sat 07/19/08 07:08 PM
bigsmile

purplecat's photo
Sat 07/19/08 07:37 PM
bigsmile and sandwiches an juice boxes and cookies and freezies and dunkaroos and the dingy's toooo bigsmile

purplecat's photo
Sat 07/19/08 08:33 PM
Well, it's **** ... that's right , ****!
**** may just be the most functional word in the English language.


You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to eat ****.
Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference between **** and shineola.
There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, and crazy ****s. There is bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****.
You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****, or duck when the **** hits the fan.
You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.
Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****, and some days are just plain ****ty.
Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****.
You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong **** or a lot of weird ****.
You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if you don't give a ****!
Well, ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a **** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of ****. But, if you happened to catch a load of **** from some ****-head..........
Well, **** Happens!!!

chevylover1965's photo
Sat 07/19/08 08:35 PM

Dear Diary...My ass is sore.....damn....what can I do about it....does the diary have any suggestions???grumble
your doing it wrong if your rear hurt's ! laugh :tongue:

chevylover1965's photo
Sat 07/19/08 08:37 PM

Well, it's **** ... that's right , ****!
**** may just be the most functional word in the English language.


You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to eat ****.
Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference between **** and shineola.
There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, and crazy ****s. There is bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****.
You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****, or duck when the **** hits the fan.
You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.
Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****, and some days are just plain ****ty.
Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****.
You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong **** or a lot of weird ****.
You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if you don't give a ****!
Well, ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a **** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of ****. But, if you happened to catch a load of **** from some ****-head..........
Well, **** Happens!!!
this is george carlin ! drinker

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Sat 07/19/08 08:38 PM


Dear Diary...My ass is sore.....damn....what can I do about it....does the diary have any suggestions???grumble
your doing it wrong if your rear hurt's ! laugh :tongue:


Roll over?

catchme_ifucan's photo
Sat 07/19/08 08:38 PM
George rawked!! drinker

purplecat's photo
Sat 07/19/08 08:38 PM
awwww , I thought it was cool , my aunt sent me that laugh

chevylover1965's photo
Sat 07/19/08 08:42 PM
yes, every thing george did was good !

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Sat 07/19/08 08:47 PM
The clasic rock station up here did a week long tribute for him. They would play one of his skits at five. It was cool.

chevylover1965's photo
Sat 07/19/08 08:59 PM
hello, is this thing on ? laugh

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Sat 07/19/08 09:03 PM
Bob the weatherman.

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