AT A / The Mans / Not Womans / House

You / Not Me / Will Find / See

Things / Stuff / You / Not Me / Will / Will Not / Understand

Like / As In / Toilet Paper Rolls / Toilet Paper Rolls

First / Beginning / Sheet On Top

Overhand / Not Underhand

Baseball / Not Softball

A Mans / Not Womans / Sport

This is ergonomically correct placement of toilet paper for sitting and standing. Really doesn't matter so much about the gender I guess.

I prefer over

your mind is refreshing

At A / Woman's House / There's Not a Man

She / Will Find / Me / Not You

Stuff / The Things / You Do Not Understand

Like / Toilet Paper Rolls / As In / Toilet Paper Rolls

Sheets On Top / Mattress Beneath / Steamy Couple In-Between

Over The Knee / Is Not Underhanded / Spankings

Hardballs / Softballs / And a Bat within a Cave

A Woman's Man / Is not A Sport

That's All / I Have / To Report

dc / Has / Slashy / Prose

/ 4t / The Age / Of His Nose

Syncopated Rhapsody / And / Anything Goes /

No Need / For Rhyming / Awkward Phrases

Artistic / Luminosity / Exposed //

Abra / Seize The Genius /

Of / Metered / Mitered / Muse

Poetry / With Raindrops /;

Spattered / Too / Confuse

Pitter / Patter /./

/ Pitter / Patter /.

/./ Dew Slashy / Phrases matter /

Bumble Bees /. And / Kumquat Trees ;

WrittenInStone / by / MyAnimalCracker

AngelLight / And / LAmom /

Basset Hounds / The Lemon Balm //

Raindrops / Fall /. Like Forward / Slashes /././

Dousing / Passions / Into / Ashes /;

All Because / Dee / Four / Tee / Sea //

Is / Full / Of / Kree / Eh? / Tiv / It / Tee /

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I just hate it when you sit down and theres
NONE!

Thanks for the all the replies.

Abra, you never seize to amaze me!


Abra-ca-da-bra
Al-la-kha-zam!

He can pull a new rabbit
From an old tin can!