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Topic: I've been doing it alllllllllllllllllll wrong!!!
Voluptuous Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 1203	Thu 07/17/08 04:04 PM
Well so much for trying to match on this site!! There are some scary women on here.. lol You poor thing

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Thu 07/17/08 04:04 PM


voxsteven Joined Wed 05/21/08 Posts: 1813	Thu 07/17/08 04:04 PM
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. It's true- How many times have you guys told the wife or girlfriend.."I just wanted a little sex, you dont have to bite my head off"

Voluptuous Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 1203	Thu 07/17/08 04:05 PM
Black Widows kill the male too...Maybe theres something to it? It's true- I actually dated a widow who was african american, and she stabbed me. ...You're lucky cause she did it wrong too

Jules0565 Joined Fri 06/06/08 Posts: 4485	Thu 07/17/08 04:06 PM
Yup, that would make me squirt. LMAO

SadieJ Joined Wed 02/07/07 Posts: 1873	Thu 07/17/08 04:06 PM
Come closer said the spider to the fly!!!!

hdjackyl Joined Mon 07/14/08 Posts: 313	Thu 07/17/08 04:07 PM
Well so much for trying to match on this site!! There are some scary women on here.. lol You poor thing You're sympathy accepted and appreciated.. lol

kayliz88 Joined Sat 03/08/08 Posts: 1023	Thu 07/17/08 04:08 PM
Well so much for trying to match on this site!! There are some scary women on here.. lol Who? Me? (smiles sweetly)

Voluptuous Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 1203	Thu 07/17/08 04:09 PM
Well so much for trying to match on this site!! There are some scary women on here.. lol You poor thing You're sympathy accepted and appreciated.. lol ..yes, but was it sincere?!?!?!?

hdjackyl Joined Mon 07/14/08 Posts: 313	Thu 07/17/08 04:12 PM
Well so much for trying to match on this site!! There are some scary women on here.. lol Who? Me? (smiles sweetly) Smiles sweetly...behind that evil little grin lol

hdjackyl Joined Mon 07/14/08 Posts: 313	Thu 07/17/08 04:12 PM
Well so much for trying to match on this site!! There are some scary women on here.. lol You poor thing You're sympathy accepted and appreciated.. lol ..yes, but was it sincere?!?!?!? I now have my doubts about the sincerity of it.. damn!

kayliz88 Joined Sat 03/08/08 Posts: 1023	Thu 07/17/08 04:13 PM
Well so much for trying to match on this site!! There are some scary women on here.. lol Who? Me? (smiles sweetly) Smiles sweetly...behind that evil little grin lol I wear a halo....to hide my horns!

grneyedldy1967 Joined Wed 04/30/08 Posts: 2854	Thu 07/17/08 04:13 PM
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. It's true- How many times have you guys told the wife or girlfriend.."I just wanted a little sex, you dont have to bite my head off" Sad huh?

hdjackyl Joined Mon 07/14/08 Posts: 313	Thu 07/17/08 04:14 PM
Well so much for trying to match on this site!! There are some scary women on here.. lol Who? Me? (smiles sweetly) Smiles sweetly...behind that evil little grin lol I wear a halo....to hide my horns! Thanks, you just let me in on your secret..

kayliz88 Joined Sat 03/08/08 Posts: 1023	Thu 07/17/08 04:17 PM Edited by kayliz88 on Thu 07/17/08 04:17 PM
Well so much for trying to match on this site!! There are some scary women on here.. lol Who? Me? (smiles sweetly) Smiles sweetly...behind that evil little grin lol I wear a halo....to hide my horns! Thanks, you just let me in on your secret.. oops