Roger was in trouble. He forgot his wedding Anniversary. Patti was
really angry. She told him tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in
the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds! AND IT BETTER BE
THERE!

The next morning Roger got up early and left for work. When Patti woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift
wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she put on her robe,
ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house. She
opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Roger have been scheduled for Friday.

LMAO, now that was funny

ooooooooo that was just too stupid of a man

funny stuff, keep them coming

Lmao. Too good.

LOL

OMG......roflmao

ok now my back really hurts from laughing,,thanks,.,,,lol

Hahahah. Typical.

I liked this one very much!
Thanks for sharing....