a man is sitting in a bar, he decides to leave he gets off his stool and falls to the floor. He tries getting up but can't so he crawls out the door, once outside he tries standing up he cannot stand he does not live that far away so he decides to crawl home. He gets home and goes to bed.

He wakes up in the morning and goes downstairs and his wife said you were out drinking at a bar last night weren't you the man says "yes, how'd you know?"
















His wife replies "the bartender phoned and said you forgot you're wheelchair there"