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Topic: Your MAMA is so.....
Davew42503 Joined Mon 03/31/08 Posts: 274	Wed 07/16/08 01:13 PM
Come on people! Lets have your best!!! I need new material...lol I know I will hear about this...lol

awolf1010 Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 7251	Wed 07/16/08 01:15 PM
nice!!!! too bad you couldnt come up with something better than makin yo' mama jokes........its sooo 1987!!!!

LoveBone Joined Mon 07/14/08 Posts: 333	Wed 07/16/08 01:15 PM
Yo mamma so fat I haveta roll over twice to get off her...

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Wed 07/16/08 01:16 PM
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Wed 07/16/08 01:16 PM
nice!!!! too bad you couldnt come up with something better than makin yo' mama jokes........its sooo 1987!!!!

Davew42503 Joined Mon 03/31/08 Posts: 274	Wed 07/16/08 01:16 PM
nice!!!! too bad you couldnt come up with something better than makin yo' mama jokes........its sooo 1987!!!! I know but they were fun then too!!!

Maureeno Joined Sat 04/26/08 Posts: 1780	Wed 07/16/08 01:21 PM
is so fat that when she jump for joy she got stuck!

LoveBone Joined Mon 07/14/08 Posts: 333	Wed 07/16/08 01:21 PM
Yo momma’s so ugly you got to tie steak to her neck just so the dog will play with her

LoveBone Joined Mon 07/14/08 Posts: 333	Wed 07/16/08 01:22 PM
Yo momma's so ugly I took her to haunted house and she came out with a job application.

SimplyElla Joined Wed 02/13/08 Posts: 7124	Wed 07/16/08 01:23 PM
Your mama is so fat that during sex when you get on top of her your ears pop

LoveBone Joined Mon 07/14/08 Posts: 333	Wed 07/16/08 01:25 PM
Yo momma’s so fat they had to grease the doorframe and stick a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Davew42503 Joined Mon 03/31/08 Posts: 274	Wed 07/16/08 01:32 PM
these are pretty good....some new ones I aint heard...

Maureeno Joined Sat 04/26/08 Posts: 1780	Wed 07/16/08 01:32 PM
Yo momma’s so fat they had to grease the doorframe and stick a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through i find your profile pic truly disgusting and alittle frightening can't you find another one? pleaseee

Davew42503 Joined Mon 03/31/08 Posts: 274	Wed 07/16/08 01:33 PM
Yo momma’s so fat they had to grease the doorframe and stick a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through i find your profile pic truly disgusting and alittle frightening can't you find another one? pleaseee It was meant ot be funny...lol

LoveBone Joined Mon 07/14/08 Posts: 333	Wed 07/16/08 02:30 PM
Yo momma’s so fat they had to grease the doorframe and stick a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through i find your profile pic truly disgusting and alittle frightening can't you find another one? pleaseee that hurts thats my real pic

YamilethJ Joined Thu 11/01/07 Posts: 463	Wed 07/16/08 02:32 PM
The most beautiful human being is a mother It is not funny to laugh at them and I will not be part of it.

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Wed 07/16/08 02:35 PM
The most beautiful human being is a mother It is not funny to laugh at them and I will not be part of it. It truly amazes me how thin skinned some people are. It truly does.

Simbelmyne Joined Sat 04/19/08 Posts: 33	Wed 07/16/08 04:24 PM
The most beautiful human being is a mother It is not funny to laugh at them and I will not be part of it. omg lighten up!!!

cavdmr Joined Sat 10/06/07 Posts: 24	Wed 07/16/08 05:26 PM
I got some good ones. Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth

polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Wed 07/16/08 05:55 PM
Your momma is barred from the beach. The authorities are getting to many reports of beached whales.