After having been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a real southerngentleman beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sureare a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece ofass?" "Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped thegirl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added,"Sure, why not? You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here rightnow, so why don't we just slip away up to my room?" When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the sametable and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?" "Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'alljust did for me; it was real sweet and right neighbourly, but where ahcome from in Albama, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need totrouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."

That's cute..........