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Edited by
uk1971
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In the Australian bush, a boy had reached his 21st birthday and had never tasted alcohol, seen a city or been with a woman.
His father presented him with a ticket to Sydney, and $1000,saying, "Go and see what the big city is like, to see if you like it, try a beer to see if you like it. And get yourself a woman, to see if you like it!" The boy set off, and after several days of travelling and looking around, he found himself in a local bar. He tried a beer and thought it was good, so he had another. A young lady approached him and started up a conversation. After several drinks, the two of them were getting along like a house on fire, when she suggested that they go back to her place. They left the bar, and went to her house. After getting indoors, she said suggestedly to him. "I'm just going to slip into something more comfortable. You make yourself at home." She left the room and went to the bathroom. While she was getting ready, she heard a banging and scraping and a general commotion coming from the bedroom. When she went in to the bedroom, she saw that the guy had pulled the carpet up and stacked all the furniture in one corner of the room. "What the hell are you doing?" She demanded. "Well." he said. "If you sheilas are anything like the kangeroos, we're gonna need all the room we can get!"   |
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