There was a cucumber, a pickle & a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber says, "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat & juicy, they cut me up & stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him & says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat & juicy, they put me in vinegar, put spices on me & stick me in a jar.

" The penis looks at him & says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat & juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head, stick me in a dark room & bang my head against the wall until I throw up & pass out!"