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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 96 | |
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Dear Diary;
Just because you remove all the earwax from your ears dosn't mean you will hear better 
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oh nooooo are you tryin to cook again ??
 hey!! that'll work good for your diet , burnt food looses alot of those nasty calories  
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<<-- runs through the diary
scissors in hand ....
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<<--falls down the stairs with the scissors...
pulls the scissors outta her fore head and grabs the garden shears and runs back up the stairs 
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Cut that out!
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<<--pops out from behind the curtains with the garden shears an the electric can opener
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The can opener could be kinky.
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<-- plugs in the can opener rrrRRRrr RRrrrr
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OH BABY!
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One of those nights!
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ya , its a full mooOOOOOOOOoooooooooooonn
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hey Pat...........good to see u,........gotta go check out the thing about the Who on vh1......so bye and omg goodbye purple i so love u still.......sorry
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OOOOKKKKAAAAAYYYYY..........Hey Scott
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Edited by
purplecat
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Thu 07/17/08 09:48 PM
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<<-- pops back behind the curtains , this time with the electric hand mixer in one hand and the weed eater in the other |
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<<-- fell asleep behind curtain and now has hand mixer tangled in hair and has trimmed the curtains ....
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<<-- fell asleep behind curtain and now has hand mixer tangled in hair and has trimmed the curtains .... that's just kinky !
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