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      in a long time...
 
  Is that a mirror in your pocket?? Because I think I can see myself in your pants...       
What can I say...its been a long day!  | 
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      omg lmao that is a good one 
     
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      if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me???
     
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      The one that never fails with me....
 
  after I explain why I am not interested in a relationship.... "Can we just have sex?" You have no idea how many times I have fallen for it. I only wish I was kidding.  | 
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      "do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again??" lol
     
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      I had a woman say to me, I'm not wearing any panties, so I said , that's funny neither am I........True story!!
     
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      Newest pick up line in gay bars...
 
  "Hello, may I push in your stool?"  | 
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     Newest pick up line in gay bars... "Hello, may I push in your stool?"     
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      In a night-club many years ago, a beautiful woman walked up to me and said "you have the most beautiful santa clause eyes..." I just love it when someone knows just how to say what's on their mind.
 
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     Newest pick up line in gay bars... "Hello, may I push in your stool?"               
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      Really?  You guys haven't heard the gay stool joke before?.......wow!
 
  I am amazed! Not, kidding when I say, heard that when I was in 7th or 8th grade...I seriously thought that was a jr. high school joke. Backing slowly out of the room...you guys have fun.  | 
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     Really? You guys haven't heard the gay stool joke before?.......wow! I am amazed! Not, kidding when I say, heard that when I was in 7th or 8th grade...I seriously thought that was a jr. high school joke. Backing slowly out of the room...you guys have fun. That doesn't mean it's not funny, especially from auburn   
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      Ya gotta point!
     
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      a stool pushin" point!!
     
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     Really? You guys haven't heard the gay stool joke before?.......wow! I am amazed! Not, kidding when I say, heard that when I was in 7th or 8th grade...I seriously thought that was a jr. high school joke. Backing slowly out of the room...you guys have fun. That doesn't mean it's not funny, especially from auburn   
  True MS...soooo unlike me!   
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 True MS...soooo unlike me!