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Topic: Best pick up line I'v heard...
mry Joined Thu 08/23/07 Posts: 8401	Mon 07/14/08 07:11 PM
in a long time... Is that a mirror in your pocket?? Because I think I can see myself in your pants... What can I say...its been a long day!

kutiepie31 Joined Sun 06/22/08 Posts: 980	Mon 07/14/08 07:12 PM
omg lmao that is a good one

crazysillygirl Joined Mon 01/29/07 Posts: 4869	Mon 07/14/08 07:13 PM
if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me???

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 07/14/08 07:14 PM
The one that never fails with me.... after I explain why I am not interested in a relationship.... "Can we just have sex?" You have no idea how many times I have fallen for it. I only wish I was kidding.

Nova86 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 4547	Mon 07/14/08 07:15 PM
"do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again??" lol

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Mon 07/14/08 07:15 PM
I had a woman say to me, I'm not wearing any panties, so I said , that's funny neither am I........True story!!

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Mon 07/14/08 07:17 PM
Newest pick up line in gay bars... "Hello, may I push in your stool?"

mry Joined Thu 08/23/07 Posts: 8401	Mon 07/14/08 07:18 PM
Newest pick up line in gay bars... "Hello, may I push in your stool?"

MBL915 Joined Fri 05/23/08 Posts: 4	Mon 07/14/08 07:40 PM
In a night-club many years ago, a beautiful woman walked up to me and said "you have the most beautiful santa clause eyes..." I just love it when someone knows just how to say what's on their mind.

msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Mon 07/14/08 07:42 PM
Newest pick up line in gay bars... "Hello, may I push in your stool?"

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 07/14/08 09:09 PM
Really? You guys haven't heard the gay stool joke before?.......wow! I am amazed! Not, kidding when I say, heard that when I was in 7th or 8th grade...I seriously thought that was a jr. high school joke. Backing slowly out of the room...you guys have fun.

msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Mon 07/14/08 09:11 PM
Really? You guys haven't heard the gay stool joke before?.......wow! I am amazed! Not, kidding when I say, heard that when I was in 7th or 8th grade...I seriously thought that was a jr. high school joke. Backing slowly out of the room...you guys have fun. That doesn't mean it's not funny, especially from auburn

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 07/14/08 09:14 PM
Ya gotta point!

Lakeman Joined Mon 04/30/07 Posts: 10261	Mon 07/14/08 09:20 PM
a stool pushin" point!!

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Tue 07/15/08 05:23 AM
Really? You guys haven't heard the gay stool joke before?.......wow! I am amazed! Not, kidding when I say, heard that when I was in 7th or 8th grade...I seriously thought that was a jr. high school joke. Backing slowly out of the room...you guys have fun. That doesn't mean it's not funny, especially from auburn True MS...soooo unlike me!

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