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Topic: FINALLY, THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Mon 07/14/08 11:30 AM
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It is Braille for 'suck here'. Q : WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It is the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.' Q : WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q : WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they are wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q : WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they do not have any balls to scratch...

tombraider Joined Wed 09/12/07 Posts: 5042	Mon 07/14/08 11:37 AM
..some of your best ones yet..

bigblue29 Joined Fri 03/07/08 Posts: 709	Mon 07/14/08 11:46 AM
Bloody hilarious!

snowangel2 Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 3798	Mon 07/14/08 07:09 PM


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Denise39 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 2	Mon 07/14/08 07:37 PM
Hey my mom even laughed at these jokes. I think they were great.

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