A newlywed couple (lets call them Jim and Cathy), had only been married for a few weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies .

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the pub, pretty face. I'm going to have a few beers ."

She said, "You want a beer, my love?"

She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India ,etc.

The husband didn't't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, dear...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,
"You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, D*ckhead? Drink your f***ing beer in your damn frozen mug and eat your f***ing snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't f***ing going anywhere! Got it, A*shole?"

.......and, they lived happily ever after.

Now, isn't that a sweet story?

LOL!

how could you not love that

now that kind of woman wears th pants of th house

And the congregation said..Amen





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>Our Creator must want us to Laugh...Else HE wouldn't have made it FEEL Soooo...GOOD!..May HE smile on you!<
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Dam i wouldn't complain