there were three young men going for a ride,way out in the country,there car broke down and it was raining,so they saw one house[no others]they knocked on the door grandma answered they said can we use ure phone car broke down,she said no phone storming dont u know haha,i have 3 xtra bdrooms up stairs ur welcome to spend the night,all i ask is dont look in the last room they said ok[yea right]well as soon as they opened the door to the last room there mouths fell wide open,all they saw was body parts hanging off the wall[male body parts] grandma came up behind them said now i have to kill u what did ur daddys do 4 a living,1st one said[electrican]so she shocked his off,2nd one said mechanic[ill just skip that one] think what u want third one was laughing like a hyena,she said son,what are u doing ur fixing to die,he SAID ***** MY DADDY SOLD LOLLIPOPS 4 A LIVING UR GONNA HAVE TO SUCK MINE OFF

good one.