This one day this lady was out for a drive. Not realizing it she was speeding.
A cop pulls her over. Then the cop comes up to her window and asks for her license and registration.
The lady replies I don’t have a license and I stole this car and killed the guy and he’s in the trunk.
So the officer tells her to step out of the car while he calls for back up. When the back up arrives the officer goes up to the lady and asks her for her information and the lady gives the officer her license. The officer looks puzzled and asks for the registration. The lady happily gives him the registration and again the officer is puzzled. Then he asks for her to pop the trunk. And she dose. The officer looks back there to find nothing but a spare tier. The officer turns to the lady saying that the other officer said u didn’t have a license and you stole the car and killed the guy and put him in the trunk?

The lady replies ,”yea and I bet he told you I was speeding too!