Topic: Two zebras pondering
uk1971's photo
Sun 07/13/08 11:29 AM
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other,
"Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies,
"Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him."
So that night he did and God replied,
"You are what you are."
The next day he said to the other zebra,
"I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are."
The second zebra responds,
"You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said,
"Yo is what yo is."

bigsmile :banana:


boredinaz06's photo
Sun 07/13/08 11:34 AM
laugh laugh

Ted14621's photo
Sun 07/13/08 11:41 AM

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other,
"Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies,
"Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him."
So that night he did and God replied,
"You are what you are."
The next day he said to the other zebra,
"I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are."
The second zebra responds,
"You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said,
"Yo is what yo is."

bigsmile :banana:



Is that some kind racist dialac joke?:angry:

Simbelmyne's photo
Sun 07/13/08 11:43 AM
laugh

boredinaz06's photo
Sun 07/13/08 11:43 AM


Two zebras are talking and one asks the other,
"Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies,
"Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him."
So that night he did and God replied,
"You are what you are."
The next day he said to the other zebra,
"I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are."
The second zebra responds,
"You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said,
"Yo is what yo is."

bigsmile :banana:



Is that some kind racist dialac joke?:angry:


No it's a Joke, Lighten Up!

Ted14621's photo
Sun 07/13/08 11:44 AM



Two zebras are talking and one asks the other,
"Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies,
"Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him."
So that night he did and God replied,
"You are what you are."
The next day he said to the other zebra,
"I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are."
The second zebra responds,
"You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said,
"Yo is what yo is."

bigsmile :banana:



Is that some kind racist dialac joke?:angry:


No it's a Joke, Lighten Up!

A joke about what?grumble

boredinaz06's photo
Sun 07/13/08 11:50 AM




Two zebras are talking and one asks the other,
"Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies,
"Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him."
So that night he did and God replied,
"You are what you are."
The next day he said to the other zebra,
"I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are."
The second zebra responds,
"You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said,
"Yo is what yo is."

bigsmile :banana:



Is that some kind racist dialac joke?:angry:


No it's a Joke, Lighten Up!

A joke about what?grumble


Uh HELLO, ZEBRAS! and to Clear up Zebras are Both Black with White Stripes Hence a Black Nose and White with Black Stripes Hence a Pinkish Nose.

Ted14621's photo
Sun 07/13/08 11:53 AM





Two zebras are talking and one asks the other,
"Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies,
"Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him."
So that night he did and God replied,
"You are what you are."
The next day he said to the other zebra,
"I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are."
The second zebra responds,
"You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said,
"Yo is what yo is."

bigsmile :banana:



Is that some kind racist dialac joke?:angry:


No it's a Joke, Lighten Up!

A joke about what?grumble


Uh HELLO, ZEBRAS! and to Clear up Zebras are Both Black with White Stripes Hence a Black Nose and White with Black Stripes Hence a Pinkish Nose.

Right, and zebras have a accent too grumble

boredinaz06's photo
Sun 07/13/08 11:55 AM






Two zebras are talking and one asks the other,
"Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies,
"Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him."
So that night he did and God replied,
"You are what you are."
The next day he said to the other zebra,
"I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are."
The second zebra responds,
"You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said,
"Yo is what yo is."

bigsmile :banana:



Is that some kind racist dialac joke?:angry:


No it's a Joke, Lighten Up!

A joke about what?grumble


Uh HELLO, ZEBRAS! and to Clear up Zebras are Both Black with White Stripes Hence a Black Nose and White with Black Stripes Hence a Pinkish Nose.

Right, and zebras have a accent too grumble


The Only Animal With an Accent is the Human.

uk1971's photo
Sun 07/13/08 12:02 PM







Two zebras are talking and one asks the other,
"Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies,
"Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him."
So that night he did and God replied,
"You are what you are."
The next day he said to the other zebra,
"I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are."
The second zebra responds,
"You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said,
"Yo is what yo is."

bigsmile :banana:



Is that some kind racist dialac joke?:angry:


No it's a Joke, Lighten Up!

A joke about what?grumble


Uh HELLO, ZEBRAS! and to Clear up Zebras are Both Black with White Stripes Hence a Black Nose and White with Black Stripes Hence a Pinkish Nose.

Right, and zebras have a accent too grumble


The Only Animal With an Accent is the Human.


Do you have prrof of that? Or are you an expert on zebra speak? slaphead

boredinaz06's photo
Sun 07/13/08 12:06 PM








Two zebras are talking and one asks the other,
"Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies,
"Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him."
So that night he did and God replied,
"You are what you are."
The next day he said to the other zebra,
"I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are."
The second zebra responds,
"You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said,
"Yo is what yo is."

bigsmile :banana:



Is that some kind racist dialac joke?:angry:


No it's a Joke, Lighten Up!

A joke about what?grumble


Uh HELLO, ZEBRAS! and to Clear up Zebras are Both Black with White Stripes Hence a Black Nose and White with Black Stripes Hence a Pinkish Nose.

Right, and zebras have a accent too grumble


The Only Animal With an Accent is the Human.


Do you have prrof of that? Or are you an expert on zebra speak? slaphead


Technically they Have Regional Accents. Not that the Average Joe would ever be able to Notice.