First, I must say that my sister is in her mid 40s and has a VERY strange sense of humor (and when she starts you gotta join in on the fun)



Ok, so my sister Ida, her two youngest girls, and I go out to eat at this restaurant about an hour from home....and she orders a salad, and I get a burger. Our food arrives and we started chowing. Noticing my sister hasn't said anything about my burger (i happen to like my burger just teeny bit pink on the inside), I ask her how her salad is........(I should've known better).......

Ida says, "Tastes like $#it.....". I knew where this was headed already and I pointed to the shredded white cheddar and asked her what it was......

"Looks like maggots"..........(By now the girls are BEET red). "And what the hell is that dressing supposed to be?

Missy, the youngest one, got over her embarrassment enough to pipe in and say "Looks like somebody used the bathroom on it...."


RIGHT AS THE COOK WAS WALKING BY.....

yeah Ida and I can be positively EVIL at times.