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Topic: Flying solo at a bar...
Etrain's photo
Fri 07/11/08 01:48 PM


women like when you rub up against them alotdrinker drinker drinker

no, that's what we call a "creeper" or "Rufus"frustrated

creeper invades your personal "bubble":angry: and a Rufus tries to hump younoway while you're dancing

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

ohhhh...that explains everythingblushing blushing blushing

awolf1010's photo
Fri 07/11/08 01:50 PM



I suggest a line used by Grouch Marx when he walked up to a woman leaning against a bar.

Groucho: "You're the most beautiful woman I have ever seen."

Woman: "I'll bet you say that to all the girls."

Grouch: "I'll say anything to get me where I want to go!"

:banana:

Me: "You're the most beau..."
~SMACK!~

laugh
Why? Has she lost that loving feeling? laugh laugh laugh (Think Top Gun here) :tongue:
You never close your eyes any more
When I kiss your lips
And there's no tenderness like before
In your fingertips
You're trying hard not to show it baby
But baby, baby I know it

You've lost that loving feeling
Oh, that loving feeling
You've lost that loving feeling
Now it's gone, gone, gone
Whoa-oh

no photo
Fri 07/11/08 01:51 PM

Guys: If you're by yourself at a bar & want to introduce yourself to a woman, what's a good way to go about it? I'm thinking telling the bartender to give her one of whatever she wants on me is still the ticket, but I'm open to suggestions

Ladies: Would you respond more to a guy who's at a bar with his buddies, or would you be more interested in the guy sitting by himself?
Do you play pool??? If there is a pool table ask her if she would like to be your partner.

lifestooshort6's photo
Fri 07/11/08 01:52 PM
Edited by lifestooshort6 on Fri 07/11/08 01:53 PM



women like when you rub up against them alotdrinker drinker drinker

no, that's what we call a "creeper" or "Rufus"frustrated

creeper invades your personal "bubble":angry: and a Rufus tries to hump younoway while you're dancing

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

ohhhh...that explains everythingblushing blushing blushing

unless the fore mentioned "creeper" or "Rufus" has asked, as one should, to be included in your "bubble" and or to dry hump your leg, then it's just diirty dancingdevil laugh laugh laugh

No1sLove's photo
Fri 07/11/08 01:52 PM




I suggest a line used by Grouch Marx when he walked up to a woman leaning against a bar.

Groucho: "You're the most beautiful woman I have ever seen."

Woman: "I'll bet you say that to all the girls."

Grouch: "I'll say anything to get me where I want to go!"

:banana:

Me: "You're the most beau..."
~SMACK!~

laugh
Why? Has she lost that loving feeling? laugh laugh laugh (Think Top Gun here) :tongue:
You never close your eyes any more
When I kiss your lips
And there's no tenderness like before
In your fingertips
You're trying hard not to show it baby
But baby, baby I know it

You've lost that loving feeling
Oh, that loving feeling
You've lost that loving feeling
Now it's gone, gone, gone
Whoa-oh

smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten


See Missile! It works it works! It really works! :laughing:

Etrain's photo
Fri 07/11/08 01:53 PM




women like when you rub up against them alotdrinker drinker drinker

no, that's what we call a "creeper" or "Rufus"frustrated

creeper invades your personal "bubble":angry: and a Rufus tries to hump younoway while you're dancing

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

ohhhh...that explains everythingblushing blushing blushing

unless the fore mentioned "creeper" or "Rufus" has asked, as one should, to be included in your "bubble" and or to dry hump your leg, then it's just diirty dancingdevil

yes but....I can't dance...all I have is humpblushing blushing blushing

chuck366's photo
Fri 07/11/08 01:54 PM
A,B,C's in a burp

lifestooshort6's photo
Fri 07/11/08 01:54 PM





women like when you rub up against them alotdrinker drinker drinker

no, that's what we call a "creeper" or "Rufus"frustrated

creeper invades your personal "bubble":angry: and a Rufus tries to hump younoway while you're dancing

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

ohhhh...that explains everythingblushing blushing blushing

unless the fore mentioned "creeper" or "Rufus" has asked, as one should, to be included in your "bubble" and or to dry hump your leg, then it's just diirty dancingdevil

yes but....I can't dance...all I have is humpblushing blushing blushing

well done then!love love bigsmile blushing

egoodrich's photo
Fri 07/11/08 01:56 PM

I'm thinking telling the bartender to give her one of whatever she wants on me is still the ticket, but I'm open to suggestions



that's what i used to do, even though it's pretty hit or miss with that one

Frisco73's photo
Fri 07/11/08 02:00 PM
Alright, I'm gonna drop a little knowledge on you. Meeting women in the bar is my specialty. It's really simple, but you gotta keep a few things in mind.

1. Know how loud the music is. If it is too loud, she'll never hear you. If this is the case, open up you cell phone and type a text message like, 'Hi there, I was wondering if you'd like a drink' It's creative, sincere, and low risk.

2. Have a backbone. No matter what happens or where you are, stand or sit up straight. A guy that slouches looks week. Standing up straight will also give you mor confidence.

3. Check your breath! Nasty breath is a sure fire way to run her off.

4. When you are ready to make the move, just walk up to the lady, look her straight in the eye, and with a boyish smile, say, 'Hello. I find you extremely attractive and would like to get to know you better.' Cheesy lines may or may not earn you brownie points, but the simple, direct approach will always work. Either she will appreciate your directness or say she's not interested.

Of course, if you ain't got game, it doesn't matter what you say or how you say it, your going home alone.

lifestooshort6's photo
Fri 07/11/08 02:01 PM
i have never been to a bar by myself but i have been approached by guys who were alone, if they seem ok, i'll dance with them and talk, what the heck, you can't have too many friends, right?

missy51970's photo
Fri 07/11/08 02:06 PM
My second job is a bartender.. Ive been doing it for years.. people often buy other people drinks and have me tell them who its from..sometimes they get results sometimes they dont..Men always get better results when you ask her yourself if you can buy her a drink...Thats the way to go

JMO

lifestooshort6's photo
Fri 07/11/08 02:10 PM

Alright, I'm gonna drop a little knowledge on you. Meeting women in the bar is my specialty. It's really simple, but you gotta keep a few things in mind.

1. Know how loud the music is. If it is too loud, she'll never hear you. If this is the case, open up you cell phone and type a text message like, 'Hi there, I was wondering if you'd like a drink' It's creative, sincere, and low risk.

2. Have a backbone. No matter what happens or where you are, stand or sit up straight. A guy that slouches looks week. Standing up straight will also give you mor confidence.

3. Check your breath! Nasty breath is a sure fire way to run her off.

4. When you are ready to make the move, just walk up to the lady, look her straight in the eye, and with a boyish smile, say, 'Hello. I find you extremely attractive and would like to get to know you better.' Cheesy lines may or may not earn you brownie points, but the simple, direct approach will always work. Either she will appreciate your directness or say she's not interested.

Of course, if you ain't got game, it doesn't matter what you say or how you say it, your going home alone.


that is smoothbigsmile

s1owhand's photo
Fri 07/11/08 02:11 PM

Guys: If you're by yourself at a bar & want to introduce yourself to a woman, what's a good way to go about it? I'm thinking telling the bartender to give her one of whatever she wants on me is still the ticket, but I'm open to suggestions

Ladies: Would you respond more to a guy who's at a bar with his buddies, or would you be more interested in the guy sitting by himself?


just talk to her. introduce yourself. get a read.
i used to go solo. and play pinball in between an
occasional drink - not necessarily alcohol. and
i'd have a sandwich and meet people.

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