ohhhh...that explains everything

You never close your eyes any more
When I kiss your lips
And there's no tenderness like before
In your fingertips
You're trying hard not to show it baby
But baby, baby I know it

You've lost that loving feeling
Oh, that loving feeling
You've lost that loving feeling
Now it's gone, gone, gone
Whoa-oh

Do you play pool??? If there is a pool table ask her if she would like to be your partner.

unless the fore mentioned "creeper" or "Rufus" has asked, as one should, to be included in your "bubble" and or to dry hump your leg, then it's just diirty dancing

See Missile! It works it works! It really works!

yes but....I can't dance...all I have is hump

A,B,C's in a burp

well done then!

that's what i used to do, even though it's pretty hit or miss with that one

Alright, I'm gonna drop a little knowledge on you. Meeting women in the bar is my specialty. It's really simple, but you gotta keep a few things in mind.

1. Know how loud the music is. If it is too loud, she'll never hear you. If this is the case, open up you cell phone and type a text message like, 'Hi there, I was wondering if you'd like a drink' It's creative, sincere, and low risk.

2. Have a backbone. No matter what happens or where you are, stand or sit up straight. A guy that slouches looks week. Standing up straight will also give you mor confidence.

3. Check your breath! Nasty breath is a sure fire way to run her off.

4. When you are ready to make the move, just walk up to the lady, look her straight in the eye, and with a boyish smile, say, 'Hello. I find you extremely attractive and would like to get to know you better.' Cheesy lines may or may not earn you brownie points, but the simple, direct approach will always work. Either she will appreciate your directness or say she's not interested.

Of course, if you ain't got game, it doesn't matter what you say or how you say it, your going home alone.

i have never been to a bar by myself but i have been approached by guys who were alone, if they seem ok, i'll dance with them and talk, what the heck, you can't have too many friends, right?

My second job is a bartender.. Ive been doing it for years.. people often buy other people drinks and have me tell them who its from..sometimes they get results sometimes they dont..Men always get better results when you ask her yourself if you can buy her a drink...Thats the way to go

JMO

that is smooth

just talk to her. introduce yourself. get a read.
i used to go solo. and play pinball in between an
occasional drink - not necessarily alcohol. and
i'd have a sandwich and meet people.