Tips to save $$$$ on Airline Tickets :


1) Sneak a "Spacesaver-mini-Parachute" past TSI..... Jump out of Plane at last minute upon arrival at your destination..... Burn Parachute...... Call NBC News...... They will pay you BIG $$$$ to appear on TODAY SHOW..... FAA will get involved.... (Oprah, Montel will then pick you up for appearance... more $$$$!!!)..... Airline will apologize and re-imburse you cost of your ticket... (minus the cost of the pack of Peanuts you ate...) Leno starts cracking jokes about you.....

....Jerry Springer Producers will call you.... the same day Dr. Phil Producers call.... they get
to bidding BIG $$$$ for you to appear on live on show.... IRS will seize everything you own, including your first-born, you will be permanently stuck at destination (Be SURE you wanted to be there in the first place.)










2)Or you can "Just Wear Depends" ~ SAVE $$$$ you would otherwise waste on their "Pay-Toilet"






>>>>Our Creator must want us to Laugh.... Else HE wouldn't have made it FEEL Sooooo..... GOOD...!!<<<<

They wouldn't want my first born, he is married with 3 children...LOL

and it pays to have two nieces who work for different airlines, used to be able to go for free...anywhere in the continental US, last couple months it's now $50 'handling fees'...still can't beat it!!