| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 95 | |
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a gay man with diarrhea , is called juicy fruit !
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A vegetarian with diarrhea? Salad Shooter.
A constipated german? Far from poopin. |
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"man who put cream in tart is not necessarily baker "
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"if your girlfriend starts smoking , slow down and use a lubricant !
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<------is an amish fly on the wall named Jebediah!!!
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i was wondering where you went ?
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<-------major emailing with biker!!!
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kewl, and how is biker ? havent seen him in awhile ?
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Dear diary...........what day is it??? I need to lose 10 lbs by july 26.........grad reunion!!!
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did you know winnie the pooh , will get angry if you put your finger in his honey pot !
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<-------Im calling Christopher Robin!!!
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ok ok........I suck at jokes.......
here are 2 kid friendly jokes!!!! What was tigger looking for in the toilet???
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pooh ?
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my eye's damn you !
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pooh ?
ya sad joke....
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my eye's damn you !
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pooh ?
ya sad joke....
Depends... |
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always wear camouflage comdoms: they wont see you coming !
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ok my other really lame kid joke!!! I heard it on Rosie!!!
What does a baker put on his bed?????
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