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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 95
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/14/08 10:46 AM
LOl I just had to look at your pic biker......It looked like you were in a library!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/14/08 10:47 AM
dear diary.........I took out my small suitcase today......and it is very SMALL!!! and noticed my cats used it as a scratching post!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 07/14/08 10:49 AM
Besides, you never admit your crimes until there's a noose hanging around your neck and they drop that board.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/14/08 10:49 AM
Besides, you never admit your crimes until there's a noose hanging around your neck and they drop that board. Especially online!!! Too many witnesses!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/14/08 10:58 AM
Dear diary.....somehow I morphed onto mingle2!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 07/14/08 10:59 AM
Dear diary, the bad luck train is on a roll! This morning I got caught in a new scam going on at truckstops. Diesel swindlers. This is how it works. I filled up my tanks with diesel. The guy next to me fills up with diesel. He looks at my diesel pump and sees that I put in $150 dollars. He puts in $750 dollars and runs in and says he's on my pump and pays $150 dollars and races out of there. Then I go in and they tell me I owe them $750 dollars. I tell them no- I know what pump I'm on and how much I put in. It took 2 hours to straighten the paperwork out and most of these truckstops have video surveillance cameras. There's a truck driver from waterloo iowa right now that the cops are looking for. When caught- he will be out of a drivers license- automatic one year suspension. Yay!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/14/08 11:02 AM
<-----sending biker a horse shoe, rabbits foot and a can of campbells soup!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/14/08 11:03 AM
<----fires up the hot appliances.......I got a zillllllllion things to do today!!! I made a list and EVERYTHING!!!

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Mon 07/14/08 11:05 AM
Hey Gypsy Hwy Chevy Hey Biker.... just when you think bad crap ONLY COMES in 3's eH??.... take the higher road and inflict proper justice , for one day ALL WILL come around , right ?..

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 07/14/08 11:06 AM
I'm tired of people trying to screw me over. The day that hunting and killing stupid people becomes legal you know who the first person in line will be to buy a license. Yes- me.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/14/08 11:07 AM
I guess teddy bear punching is a NO-NO????

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Mon 07/14/08 11:13 AM
I'm pretty sure tantric teddy is a no-no too.

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 07/14/08 11:13 AM
Dear diary, the bad luck train is on a roll! This morning I got caught in a new scam going on at truckstops. Diesel swindlers. This is how it works. I filled up my tanks with diesel. The guy next to me fills up with diesel. He looks at my diesel pump and sees that I put in $150 dollars. He puts in $750 dollars and runs in and says he's on my pump and pays $150 dollars and races out of there. Then I go in and they tell me I owe them $750 dollars. I tell them no- I know what pump I'm on and how much I put in. It took 2 hours to straighten the paperwork out and most of these truckstops have video surveillance cameras. There's a truck driver from waterloo iowa right now that the cops are looking for. When caught- he will be out of a drivers license- automatic one year suspension. Yay! ya, i heard about this ! it starting to be a big promblem ,around here too ! there is a flying j just up the road from me and some one tryed that the other night !

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/14/08 11:14 AM
<------SENDING OUT GOOD KARMA TO ALL IN THE DIARY!!!! hAVE A FABULOUS DAY!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 07/14/08 11:14 AM
The first thing I will do when I become president is nuke libya. Then I will nuke syria. Then I will nuke jordan. Then I will call the president of iran and say "Yo butthead, do ya get my message? Yer next partner!" good thing I'm just a pacifist biker. But I like to push red buttons.

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 07/14/08 11:17 AM
that was easy ! lol

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 07/14/08 11:18 AM
I'm pretty sure tantric teddy is a no-no too. ....ha ha ha ha! Thanks wiley, that made me laugh. Yeah guys not a great weekend. Two funerals. And my monster truck disintegrated its catalytic converter and O2 sensors and also disintegrated my savings account. Ugly cloud over my head. I just wanna hide.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 07/14/08 11:20 AM
<-----sending biker a horse shoe, rabbits foot and a can of campbells soup!!! ...that's sweet. Hugs.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 07/14/08 11:21 AM
Hey Gypsy Hwy Chevy Hey Biker.... just when you think bad crap ONLY COMES in 3's eH??.... take the higher road and inflict proper justice , for one day ALL WILL come around , right ?.. we can never lose hope- right?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 07/14/08 11:26 AM
But I don't hide. I'm a hands on person. I'm never home. I don't own a tv. Its karma. I had two weeks of bliss followed by a week of yucky poopy kaka.