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mine you ask? My dog woke me up at 6:30 by putting his tennis ball in my face. He wanted to play ball. By the time I had the coffee made he was fast asleep on the couch where I slept.. no ball playin.. the I decided to go up on the roof to replace some missing facia only to start pounding with the hammer and waking up all the yellow jackets. Im only about a foot from the edge and balanced on one leg so I couldnt really defend myself too good. I did start swinging wildly with the hammer. They managed to sting me twice. Once on the stomache(I dont like wearing a shirt when I work outside) and once on the forearm. I ran over to the ladder.. climbed down as fast as I could only to find out I musta stepped in dog crap cause I had it all over my hands and stomache.. real nice in the early am. Im sure my neighbors thought it was funny though..then it starts to rain so that didnt make it any better.. I retaliated by getting a new can of hornet/wasp spray. I got as many of em as I could before I realized that the wind was blowing in my direction and now Im covered with bug spray...and that was just the first hr of being awake..
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mine you ask? My dog woke me up at 6:30 by putting his tennis ball in my face. He wanted to play ball. By the time I had the coffee made he was fast asleep on the couch where I slept.. no ball playin.. the I decided to go up on the roof to replace some missing facia only to start pounding with the hammer and waking up all the yellow jackets. Im only about a foot from the edge and balanced on one leg so I couldnt really defend myself too good. I did start swinging wildly with the hammer. They managed to sting me twice. Once on the stomache(I dont like wearing a shirt when I work outside) and once on the forearm. I ran over to the ladder.. climbed down as fast as I could only to find out I musta stepped in dog crap cause I had it all over my hands and stomache.. real nice in the early am. Im sure my neighbors thought it was funny though..then it starts to rain so that didnt make it any better.. I retaliated by getting a new can of hornet/wasp spray. I got as many of em as I could before I realized that the wind was blowing in my direction and now Im covered with bug spray...and that was just the first hr of being awake.. howd your morning start I hope it got better as the day went on. My day has been okay. Nothing exciting. 
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mine you ask? My dog woke me up at 6:30 by putting his tennis ball in my face. He wanted to play ball. By the time I had the coffee made he was fast asleep on the couch where I slept.. no ball playin.. the I decided to go up on the roof to replace some missing facia only to start pounding with the hammer and waking up all the yellow jackets. Im only about a foot from the edge and balanced on one leg so I couldnt really defend myself too good. I did start swinging wildly with the hammer. They managed to sting me twice. Once on the stomache(I dont like wearing a shirt when I work outside) and once on the forearm. I ran over to the ladder.. climbed down as fast as I could only to find out I musta stepped in dog crap cause I had it all over my hands and stomache.. real nice in the early am. Im sure my neighbors thought it was funny though..then it starts to rain so that didnt make it any better.. I retaliated by getting a new can of hornet/wasp spray. I got as many of em as I could before I realized that the wind was blowing in my direction and now Im covered with bug spray...and that was just the first hr of being awake.. howd your morning start Holy crap dude! That sounds like a day I had last week, the only thing that was going right was that I was still breathing. Hope it got better. 
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Mine starts with raging hard ons somedays
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i woke up to my sister-in-laws brother and cousin putting a live turtle on my chest and telling me that it was a huge spider. so when i looked up the turtle just happened to poke his head out and i screamed waking everyone else up
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wow...too long to read...
hope ur day gets better
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Mine starts with raging hard ons somedays  and theres never anyone to help us take care of it is there 
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Mine starts with raging hard ons somedays LMAO OMG!!!
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Its been one of those days, but reading this just made mine sooo much better! Was gonna offer to help ya wash those co ckers til I read pats answer and now I dunno!!  
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drugs, lots of drugs, the bed kills my back
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drugs, lots of drugs, the bed kills my back |
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