Another day
On the track
Roosting
Burning rubber
Pealing out
Shifting
Drifting
Tailgating
E-braking
Ghosting
Coasting
Getting off track
Slow to react
I crash

Popping the airbag
Suffocating me
Taking off the seat belt
Strangling me
Using my trusty cell
Calling 911
Laying low
Not wanting a new ticket
All because
My damn blue tooth
Ear thinga majigger
Popped
Right out of my ear
And I lost it
Resulting in an accident
That should have never been
Had I just put my cell on
Speaker phone

Gotta Luv Them Cellphones,LOL

Tell that to the insurance company. You said you liked cars with wrinkles, right?