Woman walks into an accountant's office in Texas and tells him that She needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions.' He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, what is your occupation?''I'm a whore,' she says. The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, 'No, No, No,that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that' The woman says, 'OK, I'm a high-end call girl'. 'No, that still won't work. Try again.' They both think for a minute; then the woman says, 'I'm an elite chicken farmer.' The accountant asks, 'What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?' 'Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year.' 'OK, Chicken Farmer it is.